Asscheeks “bj” Willy Semen

Austin Texas - blue eyed blonde guy. Rather short and spends his time playing golf and soccer. Typically this person thinks they’re really good at flying airplanes. And is also in denial about being gay. Loves hot tubs.

Stop being so short and gay, you’re acting like an Asscheeks “bj” Willy Semen right now.

by binfirebaddies June 3, 2025

spanish wet willie

like a wet willie, but it’s south of the border

dude, Christina is into some freaky shit last night she wanted to give me a spanish wet willie

by supafreeeeak March 12, 2020

Silly willy bing bong

Wagwan! Silly willy is a person who is a fuck boy and always wants to have sex

Omg he’s such a ‘silly willy bing bong’

by Em wagwan June 22, 2019

wet willie

when you stick your tongue directly in someone’s ear

Betsy gave her sister, Lottie, a wet willie. It was very wet.

by bethjade April 28, 2021

willy flapper

A special type of kite shaped like a fat penis, only to be used by the male species and Connor.

OMG man his willy flapper has gone saggy!
Of course it has, there's no wind pull on the dangly bit at the end.

by Shaniqua.lickes.bum December 10, 2015

Willy

A person with no hoes they dont one either there bitchass lazy ass wants to play roblox 24/7 and drinks monsters cuz there lazy bitchass wanna play a free gambling game they sit in there grandmas basement and watch roblox sex cuz there bitch ass gay ass nigga bitchass self is to lazy to pull one

that bitchass is a willy he aint got no hoes, dont talk to that dude he a willy

by yobitchassmom July 1, 2024

Dystopian willy

The Dystopian Willy is when your so high that you think your penis is a weird shape or deformed

Bro I was so high that I had to a dystopian Willy

by Dystopian Willy guys September 21, 2025