Man #1: "So regarding the lamp, its not going to be moved.
Man #2: I can't argue with you anymore, its your house.
Man #1: Well, Bill, its Settled, then.
Man #2: I can't argue with you anymore, its your house.
Man #1: Well, Bill, its Settled, then.
by A Simple Observer March 19, 2024

Let's get this hoopty up the mountain and make it pull a Bill into the lake.
Elon really pulled a Bill with Twitter.
Elon really pulled a Bill with Twitter.
by shellandrill January 7, 2023

by RaphieT123 November 23, 2020

by Luckyshallower8989 May 14, 2025

Bill made a real BILL move by using an industrial heat press which he is not qualified to use, nearly burning down the whole facility, resulting in getting me fired.
Thanks bill
Thanks bill
by A Jim person August 6, 2020

by Sushistackexchange January 29, 2025

A medicated topical preparation that's purportedly intended to soothe muscle-pain/stiffness, but is so horrendously powerful/concentrated (think, the searingly-strong stuff that Laurel Jr. spilled onto Hardy Jr.'s behind after accidentally shooting him with the BB gun in the movie "Brats", with predictably hysterical-screaming-and-writhing results) that the unfortunate user of said concoction actually feels like it's murdering ("eliminating") him.
Perhaps Achmed didn't get his flesh removed by the "premature detonation" of his suicide-bomb --- on the show, it is stated that Achmed's son AJ had "sent him a bottle of skin-lotion" as a gift, so maybe it was actually Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment, and it literally dissolved the flesh right off him. It's no wonder, then, that the resentful Achmed later contemptuously "sent him back half a bottle", and that AJ now looks largely "skeletonized", just like his body-less dad... probably HE tried some of the eliminiment on HIMSELF, with similarly-horrific results.
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
