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fiddle-fart

to play, or mess around when one is supposed to be doing something more productive.
Nathan! Stop fiddle-farting, and come take out the trash!
by obiwon123 March 1, 2011
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Deep Fart

A fart that's released from the deepest part of your guts; often occuring in the male bathrooms in gas stations. Usually occurs after blasting out a heavy load of Chipotle's and(or) Taco Bell.

After the load of dastardly dooky is dumped, a loud, often floor vibrating, heavy bass fart is released. Can last from 2 - 10+ seconds.
Bruh I just took a huge dump, had a deep fart that took away the stomach pains!
by Thicc Dump August 20, 2021
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Inward Fart

The rare ability or gift of being able to inhale air through one's ass in order to force one to fart on command.
Greg likes to show off at parties and inward fart
by yesitsyou February 3, 2010
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Sexy Fart

*perrrrrrrrd* wow that was kinky
by Armando February 17, 2007
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fart cakes

Cakes that had been farted upon by horny and crazy women for sexual gratification
These fart cakes are bad for you. If you eat them, then you may have the runs! This woman has just farted on them naked.
by Mickeymike October 17, 2008
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Facebook Fart

N. {fasbook phart}
Gas emitted from one's anus during a facebook session that is worse then normal gas due to the facebooker's refusal to get up and take a shit.
Jim: I was profiling on facebook last night and I facebook farted so bad I thought I greased my shorts.

Jan: No shit?

Jim: No.
by Ryan p cooke April 24, 2009
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Grease fart

A Grease fart is a nasty ass fart that is highly flammable. This fart is kind of like a shart. When u have a Grease fart lots of poop or shit comes out. The shit can be small or super small. Big shits rarely happen. Only after you eat Ethiopian food. Grease farts are impossible to miss. By that I mean they smell awful. Like a dead cat wrapped around a smelly puib cover scrotum bag. That shit is nasty! If you ever have a grease fart you should evacuate your house right as it happens. If inhaled, a grease fart can fill your lungs with a smell that is worse than anything in the world!
Dominic: yesterday I had a Grease fart!
Maria: oh s$&@!
Dominic: i know! It happend after I had Ethiopian food so I had a large shart. The house smelled so bad.I had my house evacuated and decontaminated by my piece of shit maid
by dominic435 January 2, 2012
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