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slut magnet

A man who regularly and habitually attracts sluts. One who is sought out by the most promiscuous of women.
Your buddy is a total slut magnet.
by Suavage April 17, 2007
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Muff Slush Surprise

The act of a middle aged women of a moderate weight sliding down a hill. Her pants and underwear must be off, and the hill has to have frigid temperatures and dew must still be on the ground. Upon sliding down, the dew from the hill has collected in the pubical regions of the woman's crotchal area. After obtaining the excess collection, it may be used as spread on various delicacies. Examples include bread, cakes, funnel cakes, cupcakes, cookies, muffins, bagels, salads, and sandwiches.
Mary took advantage of Jim's wedding and made her infamous "Muff Slush Surprise Upside Down Cake."
The guests loved her special topping.
by dr.stevebrule December 17, 2009
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Camo Slut

When your girlfriend does whatever it takes to act like a "good girl" to your face, and then goes all slutty behind your back.

This goes beyond cheating, and into the realm of allout sluttyness behind a facade of an innocent young girl.

When everything falls apart, camo sluts typically turn mutual friends against you, by spreading BS about why you broke up.
dude1: I thought the sun shined out of her ass, until after we broke up, and I found out she had lied to me about pretty much everything in her life.
dude2: oh yeah?
dude1: turns out she's a bisexual slut who went fucking over a dozen people in the few months we were together. She lied to my parents. She lied about her past. She "gave up" drugs and alcohol. She even went to church to get everyone thinking she was a "good girl."
dude2: Damn, dude.
dude1: I finally understand why all her friends said "Yeah, EVERYONE knows her." Nobody else knew what was really going on.
dude2: Ohhh, mate, that's a CAMO SLUT!
by Dangerhole January 10, 2010
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Slute

A spin-off of the word slut. The word "slute" is used in context at work or in front of an actual "slut" to keep the dumb bitch or politically correct retards at work from bitching at HR. It can also be used dynamically to reflect a cracked out whore that you'd consider sleeping with after a line of coke and a 12 pack.
Man! That slute is ugly. Gimme a coupla' more beers and its on.
by Bobby April 26, 2004
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Car Slut

As stated by Conrad.
But can also be a chick who hang's around dude's with nice cars and gives the guys pussy for driving her places. Will suck dick jus' to get driven around the City all night in a nice ride. Will root any guy with a hot car even if he's ugly. Often seen chilling in carparks on the bonnet of a souped up Honda Civic, complete with spoiler and the subwoofer cranked up.
"That car slut always sneaks along for the ride on other peoples missions, so that he doesnt have to pay petrol money."
"Yell out to those car slut's. See if we can pick 'em up."
by ive-ree August 26, 2003
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sluttoo

what a girl has when he has a tattoo at the small of her back
She's a really cute and fun girl, but I noriced she has a sluttoo of Andy Rooney, and now I feel kind of sad.
by Travis January 17, 2005
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Cello Slut

A girl who will do anything for a guy who plays the cello.
Steve plays the cello to get lindsey coolidge, a cello slut, to let him touch her breast.
by redemption99 June 26, 2009
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