Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic

1. The signature sketch of prop comic Gallagher, in which he smashes miscellaneous items with a large mallet not an actual sledgehammer. Apparently, a sledgehammer is too heterosexual. 2. A potent strain of methamphetamine, named after the above prop comic. Originating from around Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Taken orally, intravenously, anally, vaginally, nasally and smoked. The original lab was raided at the dawn of 2010, but is back in operation.

1. douche bag: I brought the clear plastic tarp for Gallagher's show. Hope he brings the Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic. Hee hee hee.

2. hazletard: I need a quarter hit of some Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic, bad. So I can suck truck driver cock for enough cash for a full hit, no homo.

Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

majic 

Three wise pimps that are grandmaster at the art of stealing, lieing, thieving, and of course pimping. They may look like ordinary people to the naked eye but once put under infrared light you will see that the have a special aura that affects everyone around them. As the old saying goes once you go majic you can't go to a black chick.

Man:"Dude I'll suck you dick if you let me into majic"


Majic Member:"Hmmmmmmmm....."

majic by HSUANSTR April 21, 2004

manic pixie dream girl 

A female in her 20s who tries to interact with a brooding, loner guy, for she adores him. She acts so cutesy and a little quirky but she believes she was put in this guy's life to change his life and perhaps he will fall for her. She will go to great lengths to please him, showing him the world in her eyes. The guy soon realizes he can't go a day without seeing girl. It gets to a point where she will do absolutely ANYTHING to make his world comfortable, waiting for his requited love and sometimes he ends up taking her for granted. They either fall in love, or the love is unrequited. The Manic Pixie Dream Girl could potentially end up broken hearted. This type of girl was defined by a man who noticed the MPDG behavior in the movie Elizabethtown staring Kirsten Dunst and Orlando Bloom, as well as the film Garden State starring Zach Braff and Natalie Portman.

Ainsley acts like brooding Morgan's manic pixie dream girl.

manic pixie dream girl by Babydoll75 March 4, 2019

manic monday 

An unemployed workers first day back at a different position, with less pay.

Man if i would have known i wouldn't even get my own cubical, i would have slept in on Manic Monday and continued to collect unemployment checks.

manic monday by oscarl January 14, 2009

MAJIC 

Middle Aged Jackass In Convertible: Normally found in Hawaii on vacation but can be found all throughout the world. When picking up their rental car they are offered a choice and will always choose the convertible. Then proceed to drive around with the top down regardless the weather and not a care in the world. Example: -40F, top down and heater on full blast or drives faster so the rain doesn't get him wet.

Dammit !!! that MAJIC almost ran me off the road.

MAJIC by KingDonk January 30, 2016

kenny g's magik flute 

one of the most unique and inivative pieces ever made. "the flute" is constructed of a recorder (instrument) tape for covering the holes and a flask funnel. you place the funnel into the last hole in the recorder and use it as a bowl. named after kenny g, the worst musician ever, but he plays an instrument that resembles this. created when i had to mcgyver a piece and found a recorder from like the fifth grade. those who have used it revere it as a living legend.

John: holy shit i am stoned
Jake: oh nice dude, what did u smoke out of?
John: obviously kenny g's magik flute
Jake: you mean that fagot musician?
John: no the cool piece
Jake: oh ok

kenny g's magik flute by i have a long pole October 10, 2005

bout magin 

is a short phrase used to agree with somebody. Originally made up and used by clam diggers and lobstermen.

Jeff:"Hey Frank, did you end up fucking that chick last night on your date?"
Frank:"bout magin! I fucked the hell out of her!"

bout magin by bubbaman1982 January 26, 2010