Joe daly

Not going to school for a very long time

"You coming in tomorrow" "na I'm going to do a joe daly"

Joe daly by Do you want to fight me March 3, 2014

Joe Talk

To strike up a useless and aggravatingly long conversation. Originates from the talk initiated by a Trader Joe's cashier with a customer.

Martha, the Trader Joe's cashier, decided to Joe Talk me while I was trying to pay for my mint chip ice cream. She spent the next seven minutes trying to figure out if we could figure out how long it would take to hand churn ice cream together. The customers behind me were now all petrified by the ideas of how Martha would Joe Talk them.

Joe Talk by agilemage September 25, 2014

Joe shit

Something incredibly stupid and unbelievable, usually a false story. Not to be confused with hoe shit.

Dude 1: my tire fell of my car so I was late to work.

Dude 2: man that's some Joe shit.

Joe shit by BrosephtheDUDE December 15, 2014

joe freestyle 

Having sex without a condom

I banged Melanie last night.

Guy she's dirty, hope you wore something

No guy, went joe freestyle now my shit is burning.

joe freestyle by Bigshooter2015 April 28, 2016

Joe:30

Time for a joe/cigarette.

It's always Joe:30

Joe:30 by Nigward July 4, 2016

joe doman

Getting a random boner in public

"Bro, I just pulled a Joe Doman! It was so embarrassing!

joe doman by TheDick.Com May 19, 2016

Joe Mac

Descendent of the great cheeseburger walrus Randy from the foreign land of canadia, this whiskey walrus is know for excessive drinking, swallowing cheeseburgers whole like a seagull, and being notably terrible at spike ball. A Cinderella story gone horribly wrong. 50% pirate, 50% a ninja, 100% a double bag.
Also notorious for his finger painting abilities.
Finger paint champ 2016 bitches.

Oh shit, here comes Joe Mac, who told that fat mess about the cheeseburger whiskey party?

Joe Mac by Joemacny1 June 16, 2016