Oval Job

The act of making love to a robust women's naval

Kalin: I just got a OJ
Harold: Whats that?
Kalin: Oval job, Mrs biggs gave me it
Spencer: Already got on! BAM!!

by colts87 August 3, 2011

mom job

When receiving either a hand or blow job from someone's mother, usually a close friend.

I got the best mom job last night, I hope your dad doesn't find out.

by penciltucky October 31, 2011

carpenter job

when you get a rusty nail full of tetanus and cram it down your urethra with a hammer.

dude, i just gave myself the most gnarly carpenter job over with a sledge-hammer.

by reidilydeidily March 24, 2010

Wink Job

It begins with a 'reverse' tea bag. (you approach from above the head)this way the sack covers the eyes. the recipient flutters their eyelids in attempt to see what just happened.

You must be very careful, their reaction can be quite painful.

Honey, after I mow the lawn, can I get a wink job?

by Woodwacker May 15, 2008

buzz job

To have a girl fill her mouth with a large amount of chaw (strait cut) and some fiberglass then to have her to give you head, both of you beCUMing buzzed.

Dude, my dick has not hurt this good since that one Allison girl gave me a buzz job!

by 2fly2stop October 27, 2011

Steve Jobs

Something I think I should clarify, because about 90% of the people before me haven't given him the thanks he deserves.

Steve Jobs is the co-founder and former CEO of the famous company Apple. He is part responsible for giving the world the iPod, iPhone, iPad, and the computer mouse. Not to mention the worlds safest, most stable, easy-to-use and surprisingly compatible operating system (OSX) and computers (iMacs and MacBooks). Steve Jobs was a legend and one of the modern world's greatest technological masterminds. Credit, of course, though, has to be given to Apple's other co-founder and employees, but Steve Jobs is the real creative genius. Many people on the Urban Dictionary hate on him because his products are "shit" (that is obviously completely untrue) or because he "doesn't donate to charity like Bill Gates". He has already given the world enough.

As of October 5, 2011, Steve Jobs has lost his long battle with pancreatic cancer. The Earth has lost one of history's greatest people.

Long live Steve Jobs. He is a god and will always be in our memories.

by iDWiA739 October 7, 2011

splat job

The act of defecating liquid feces in a water balloon and throwing it at one's penis. It takes immense skill to be able to hit the target, and commonly hits the walls/floors.

Jamie gave me a splat job last night, and boy was it messy. It took me three hours to get it off of the walls, but you know what they say; Practice makes perfect.

by Calimari man May 3, 2017