Sam I Ham

Sam I Am but ham.

"I am Sam, Sam I Ham"

"Have you seen Sam I Ham today?"

by bruhhmeow April 23, 2024

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Hiden the ham

A mah lut lo, or a guy who has extremely small eyes or dick.

When I do sex with him, my pussy couldn't feel a thing.He is Hiden the ham!

by zerothebot June 15, 2024

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The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.

Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025

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jit going ham

An instance of an individual, particularly a young, rowdy and unsupervised children, cause chaos, destruction, and potentially vandalism, in a public place. Primarily, the place in question is some form of general or retail store.

"Boy, we've got a Jit Going Ham in the Dollar Store".
—The cameraman in the infamous YouTube video "Kid Destroys Dollar Store", as he records the destruction caused by said kid.

by TubbyFatFrick March 1, 2025

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Alabama Glazed Ham

When uncle rick makes the Christmas ham using several honey packets and Viagra in an attempt to fuck the whole family.... AGAIN.

Man, that Alabama glazed ham got me hurting today. Uncle Rick sure knows how to handle his meat.....

by Raunchy Coon November 1, 2025

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It’s NOT ham!!!

An outburst of pure disgust unleashed when a normal situation in life completely bends you over without consent.

For example: like when you order a beautiful ham baguette and instead receive a tuna-soaked atrocity that smells like it’s been dragged through a fisherman’s jockstrap.

Used when something is SO wrong, SO offensive, that polite language packs its bags and leaves the country.

It’s not ham!!!

by Onesmartfella December 8, 2025

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