you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017

Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!

Saying a person or entity "has some ‘splainin’ to do" (in a Cuban accent) is a humorous way of suggesting that they have done something illegal or otherwise embarrassing.

The catchphrase dates back to the 50's "I Love Lucy" show.

"Dude, asdfghjkl;!!!... why are my briefs pink?? Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

by rickirichardo January 7, 2013

you got bit bout ya

Is when someone has confidence and banter about them and general cheekiness. Also can be used termed as not being scared of something they should.

*Throws Punch*
Mike dodges punch
Nigel “you got bit bout ya”

by Jaylynchmfc December 3, 2017

You got diamonds on your back

You look better going than coming

Someone walks up to your group or where you're hanging out. Saymisha: "Oh no here comes Taylor". Taylor: "Hey y'all so umm", Saymisha & Ree Ree: "Uh umm yea Taylor YOU GOT DIAMONDS ON YOUR BACK". Taylor: "Wait umm watching mean"? PayPay: "You look better going than coming". Taylor:"See aight I see how y'all do then"

by Shek Dawg 98 November 26, 2022

Got me all the way together

His way of saying she showed him beat him at his own games in a past relationship made him look Hella stupid

Man 1 .. sup with you and that girl bro you guys still together
Man 2... nah bro that bitch got me all the way together I can't get nothing past her

by Hott wh33lz January 18, 2022

still got my looks

What people say when starting a financial recovery. See economic resurgence. It is customary for someone to then ram a steam iron accross the speaker's face and say "Oh yeah?", before engaging in a fight.

Well, at least I've still got my looks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

i got me some bathin apes

A dumb ass song by Soulja Boi that epitomizes the idiocy and lack of creativity that hip hop has now become. A completely obnoxious repertoire of lyrics that has to continually remind us the shoes he has. See Bapes

Person 1: Nice shoes...what brand are they?

Soulja Boy: I got me some, I said, I got I got me some bathin apes

Person 1: You know what...just forget I asked.

by Duke of Potsdam March 23, 2008