February 2

The purgeand rich peopledie.

Lock up its February 2

by Meow meme December 29, 2019

February 3rd

Today is the day a boss ass bitch was born, her name is Charlotte and she’s a queen! We all STAN A Charlotte because she has power and grace in everything she does. Don’t let her outrageously expensive lifestyle change the way you think about her!! Charlotte has the best tits in town!!

Person 1: What day is it today?
Person 2: It’s February 3rd...the day Charlotte was born...duh
Person 1: Oh yeah!!! The best day ever!!

by Chazbaz357 January 19, 2020

february

february is kiss anyone month. kiss whoever u want. it can be a random person, ur ex, ur crush, ur special someone. u have this whole month to have ur first kiss with that special someone. good luck!

person: "hey did u hear february is kiss anyone month?" other person: "no.. we should kiss" *kisses*

by kidoncrack42069 January 30, 2020

February 1st

Mustache fetish day! February 1st is national mustache fetish day!

friends: what day is it today?
Mallorie: it's February 1st! mustache fetish!

by red scarf gal January 31, 2020

February

In February girls and pleaser themselves just like with boys they have no nut November

Man I'm not ready for February because you know what that means fingerless February 😒

by Alex is trash February 1, 2020

February

Give any girl ur hoodies boys😏

"hey it is february, who are you going to give ur hoodie to?"

by flyingcatx February 2, 2020

February 6th

National take off all your clothes and confess to your crush day

*sees crush and realizes its February 6th*
*starts to take off clothes while maintaining eye contact with crush*
Crush: what
*continues to take off clothes while maintaining eye contact*
You: I like you
Crush: OMG YOUR SO HOT AND SEXY I LOVE YOU AND—
*crush has orgasm*

by Lovejfjdjdhrjdjdjf February 5, 2020