Fart Zombie 

A fart zombie is similar to a Zombie, but does not find satisfaction in consumption of human flesh or brain matter. The fart zombie instead eats farts of the living, usually through a bendy-straw.

While basic zombies are often depicted calling out for "brraaaains!", the fart zombie is heard crying "buuuuuutts!"

The living become fart zombies only after forceful or accidental inhalation of zombie fart gas.

"Did you hear Sir Mix-A-Lot got turned into a fart zombie?!? I dialed 1 (900) Mix-A-Lot and all i heard was what sounded like a fart being sucked thru a bendy-straw!"

Fart Zombie by Dluxx June 13, 2008

fart dart 

The Fart Dart was invented at Michigan State University in January 2007 by a freshman who happened upon a golden opportunity. He captured a waft of his own silent fart in his hand, aimed it at his roommate, and blew it into his face. Hence, the Fart Dart was invented.

Jake decided to make friends with his floor neighbors, but ruined his chances when he blew a fart dart into Justin's face.

fart dart by Cory May January 31, 2007

Fart fetishist 

A weirdo with an off the wall sexual fetish wherein the practitioners indulge in passing methane gas on food, especially cakes and has recently reached its Golden Age with the popularity of the cakefarter website.

Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is a fart fetishist. She enjoys farting on cakes while coming out against masturbation.

Fart fetishist by DonnyDDD October 10, 2010

fart blossom 

One who is known to fart a lot.

It stinks in here again! You are such a fart blossom.

fart blossom by Wild Bill December 31, 2003

fart a banana 

A grace note to the exclamation shit a brick

Shit a brick and fart a banana

fart a banana by Poll Hereford October 29, 2009

fart smucker 

A spoonerism of "smart fucker", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smeller

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.

Hey, you fixed that real quick-like! You must be a fart smucker!

fart smucker by Grue December 14, 2003

fart flume 

slang word for a well trammelled anus.

to slide your prick up her fart flume

fart flume by doctor sorearm September 8, 2003