Douche Noodle

The act of having intercourse with a woman who has just douched or is in the process of doucheing, but going limp before getting off. the guy usually still tries desperately to get off, but just ends up making a big mess.

Ralph needed to pork Carol so bad he couldn't wait until she finished doucheing. but he is such a chump he ended up with a douche noodle before he could finish.

Douche Noodle by e-rips September 23, 2003

Douche-douche

The ultimite insult. If delivered properly it can end any sort of argument. Usuealy delivered when someone comes to your house and breaks your shit, or an obnoxious prick. There are different levels of being a Douche-douche. Each individual Douche-douche has his own title: Douche-douche Commander, Douche-douche Killer, The Douche-douche, etc.

Ben:Oh my god Cole just broke my guituar.
Dean:Yo man, he's Triple Douche-douche legend.
Ben:Word

Douche-douche by spencerripps November 2, 2006

douche-bag

1 - One who exceeds past the normal act of being a douche bag, thus making them an extremely gigantic douche.

2 - One may also reference such persons to being a douche hyphen bag, or simply a hyphen bag.

1. Dude, he just clogged your toilette and then left, what a douche-bag.

2. He didn't do any of the work on the project, yet he claimed to have done it all, what a hyphen bag.

douche-bag by Dan Peterson January 4, 2009

douche music 

Any genre of techno that has a rhythmic bass beat in the background. Douche, douche, douche, douche is how it will sound.

What Asians listen to.

"Dude, they played THE most AMAZING douche music last weekend at the club."

Hannah:Lets listen to aphex twins!
Jared: Pump up the douche!

douche music by Jared Fucking Jackson January 14, 2008

douche bag 

Originally meant to refer to an implement women use to clean their vaginal area. Recently, has come to mean a very dislikable, pretentious, filthy or Jewish person.

-You think it's worth beating him up for it?
-Nah, he's a douche bag.

douche bag by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

douche waffle 

A name derived from a young man in the early years of 2004. The term is used to insult someone, but instead of sayin douche bag or just plain douche, douche waffle came tumbling out of this young mans mouth. The word refers to one being a douche shaped as a waffle, or that smells like a waffle, or a douche that tastes like a waffle.

Also see: Douche, douche nugget, douche bag, douche salad, and douche bucket

A: Hey I want a waffle!
B: YOU ARE A DOUCHE WAFFLE!
A: What?

douche waffle by douche waffle May 13, 2005

douche punch 

A punch used to punish someone. Usually for being a douche bag.

Corey was being a douche bag so I hit him with my douche punch.

douche punch by Majin November 28, 2004