Zoom Dick 

(verb) -ing Showing your privates over a Zoom call
(noun) Someone who shows his privates over a Zoom call

Jeffrey Toobin is a Zoom Dick by Zoom Dicking.

Zoom Dick by SocMnky October 19, 2020

Daddy dick dominic 

Daddy dick dominic likes to swack you with his big hard donkey dick making you fully submissive and feel like the dirty horny little slut whore you are right before you get railed by him he’s the sexiest and makes you wanna get face fucked by him and make snotbabies

Guy: Gahdamn dominic he’s fucking the shit out that bitch he made her lick her cum off his dick an everything

Girl comes out of nowhere: That’s daddy dick dominic

Guy: Wtf who the fuck is this chick

Daddy dick dominic by LMCOYFAD December 27, 2021

Yummy as Dick 

Yummy as dick. aka YAD

Sometimes the things in life are in fact yummy as dick, or so I've been told.

The pinot noir I had was yummy as dick.

Yummy as Dick by Delta Kiral December 23, 2011

sucking ghost dick 

When someine is nodding on and off in there sleep while sitting up. Looks like they are sucking ghost dick.

Get back to work and stop sucking ghost dick!

sucking ghost dick by Sinosaurus October 26, 2015

yung dagger dick 

xxxtentacion

xxxtentacion is hard ... His songs drop harder than my grades. yung dagger dick

yung dagger dick by Klara seks April 14, 2017

National stright guys show eachother dick day 

Everyday

Two straight friends show eachother there dicks

Friend 1 *pulls out dick*
Friend 2 "what the fuck dude."
Friend 1 "it's national stright guys show eachother dick day"
Friend 2 " oh ok" *pulls out dick*

National stright guys show eachother dick day by I am the real Bob the builder May 1, 2021

does a hobby horse have a hickory dick? 

A response to an obvious "yes" question.

Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?hobby,horse,hickory,wooden,dick

does a hobby horse have a hickory dick? by HighDefSmitty December 16, 2007