chris, bro

the stupidest entity on the face of the planet. known for smoking large amounts of marijuana, standing around with his hands in his pockets, and just being awkward in general. see also goat.

chris, bro- so...like...bro...i was like...in my english class, bro...and like...i was like...writing a paper, bro...and like....it was an english paper, bro...like...for my english class, bro...

you-what?

chris, bro- what, bro?

by iambuddha January 17, 2009

Chris chan

In the words of Gigguk, they are a human yikes machine.

Person 1 : Do you watch Chris Chan ?
Person 2 : Yes I have stare into the void and it told me I'm not a boyfriend free girl.
Person 1 : that make sense.

by the one who spout the truth June 25, 2022

Chris Brown

An awesome singer. Chris has it all, looks and money! I love him so much!

I'll love to wake up and look at Chris Brown's gorgeous face EVERY morning.

by Crazy4music August 11, 2008

Chris Tyson

Best member of the Mr. Beast crew. The hottest man alive, good dad and loyal friend. Funniest and cutest guy ever. He a daddy

"Chris Tyson clearly has chaotic bisexual energy and it's hot as fuck"

by Maggiie3 November 28, 2021

Chris Brown

the sexiest most gorgeous hot man in the universe ! idc what the haters say bout him his fan base is not tween girls and little gay boys, its practically every teenage girl in the united states and more.. so F the haterss. Also chris brown is rumored to be going out with rihanna, breaking many hearts across the country.

Chris Brown is fly.

by jamiii October 10, 2008

Chris Moyles

A DJ on radio1. Some people love his humor and tune in every morning to show this, some people hate his humor and feel the need to whine like babies to show this. Despite popular beleif Chris Moyles is not homophobic or sexist, many people are lead to beleive this by his attitude which is in fact an act, hear that? it's a joke: J-O-K-E.

Person1: Man, that fat cunt Chris Moyles is a total douche! I wish he wasn't on the radio so I didn't have to listen to him!

Person2: Dude, if you don't like him then don't listen, change the station.

Person1: yeah well I...uh...shit man why didn't I think of that?

NOTE: This scene was purely fictional; you can't shut them up that easily!

by Casz August 4, 2009

chris tucker

The annoying, non-funny, and cheaper Chris Rock body double.

Meh, Chris Rock costs too much...let's go with Chris Tucker instead!

by Senator Assface August 6, 2006