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Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack

The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.
Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
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cocker'n hell 

Drunk...Very drunk...so drunk you have to close one eye so you only see one set of lines on the highway to get yourself home. (Disclaimer: if your think drunk then you probably shouldn't be driving home in the first place)
I drank so much last night that I was cocker'n hell.
cocker'n hell by Robertpaulchapagne November 15, 2019
1. noun, a synonym of friend or mate. Usually used in the North of England (Yorkshire), among other places.

2. noun, an insult, similar to arse hole or dick head. May be used in a homophobic manner. Seemingly used in North America and other English-speaking countries.
1. 'Eyup, cocker! You off down t' pub?'

2. 'That Jeremy guy, he's a right cocker - I heard he sucked off two guys at a gay bar the other night...'
Cocker by TheYorkshireTerrance December 19, 2019
A play on the British game conckers, I which the two opposing players both swing a string with a chestnut on the end into each other, the first player who's chestnut breaks looses.

This rendition instead uses the opposing players testicles and/or ovaries, which are swung until one breaks, declaring the winner.
Me and my homies just played a sick game of cockers, but since were now down a player, want to join?

cracker slut

A person who loves crackers so much that they constantly eat them, hence how they are a “slut”
Person 1: Oh my god, he eats so many crackers!
Person 2: Of course he is, he’s a Cracker Slut
cracker slut by the_cracker_slut January 17, 2020

Cracker-Nigga 

A white person who tends to let slip the word nigga. Can be used for any ethnicity that looks white, as well as 50/50 blacks. In extreme cases the term cracker-nigger may be used, only if the white person uses the hard r.
"Man Tyler uses the N-word so much, what a cracker-nigga!" "Nah man, he used the hard r" "gahdamn, hes a cracker-Nigger then!
Cracker-Nigga by Papa Glock February 7, 2020

cocker stoner 

some one who is high or drunk the acts like a chicken or an asshole
your such a cocker stoner you need to chill
cocker stoner by Mason76817 May 8, 2020