Child

A snoll pp being with a parents and a pet rat

Bill: your such a child
Greg: *cries*

by A smoll child January 21, 2021

Trouble child

Opposite of golden child

A trouble child is mark

by 459395 May 24, 2023

Child Of Silence

Someone who rambles to themselves on Twitter for no reason.

Jim: Man, Janet is such a Child Of Silence.
Jerry: Of course she is.

by Child Of Silence October 22, 2020

Child Abuse

Withholding kinder eggs from your child.

Every parent in America commits child abuse because they cannot provide kinder eggs for there children.

by mondaymornings August 8, 2022

Natural child

Male version of love child

They had a natural child

by 459395 April 23, 2023

Holy Child

Literally the best school in the world. Not even up for debate. Nuff said. Periodt.

Everyone wishes they went to Holy Child.

by LödedDiaper January 12, 2021

Astral child

A child that is born from a human as a spirit, due to them breeding with one.

(e.g. 'A god and human had an astral child together and he was raised by his divine parent in the godly realm').

by Diana Lucius DeCollis January 5, 2025