brendon urie

Lead frontman of the ever so increasingly popular indie band Panic! At the Disco. Brendon Urie was born in Summerlin, Las Vegas on April 12, 1987 and is the youngest of five children. He was raised Mormon, however, growing up he felt distant from his religion, and rebelled by smoking weed in 7th grade and getting totally wasted at a party in 9th grade.

In school Brendon Urie was overhyper and very outgoing, leading many to think he was on crack, but little Brendon was obviously not! (He really wasn't though) When he chose to pursue his dreams in forming Panic! At the Disco, his parents kicked him out of their house and he was forced to pay for both his apartment and the band rental space on the wages he made from his job at a Smoothie Shack (Awww poor Brendon) Now the kid's singing his little heart out in concerts and has girls hanging over him just waiting to do the guy.

And how do I know all of this? Hmmm I don't know... (I'm not Brendon obviously you douche but I'm very close)

Group of Fan Girls: LykE O Me GEe It"S bREnD0n UriE!!! wAtS a H0tTiEE!!!

Brendon Urie: Well of course who the hell do you think I am?

by Heya! July 30, 2006

Dio Brando

A fucking gay ass vampire who stole a body and didnt give it back for 100 years

jojo: that dude is such a Dio Brando

by salamandersnot August 10, 2020

Brannon Braga

To assist in the destruction of a beloved t.v. franchise

Rick Berman and Brannon Braga destroyed Star Trek With mind numbing inane sequels like Voyager and Enterprise

by Captain Copernicus February 4, 2009

Branson High School

a hella small high school thats 95% white rich kids even though they brag about their diversity. everyone there owns at least ten pieces of branson merch and only wears lulus, champion, khakis, and hoodies. the food is the only reason everyone goes there but theres never enough seats in the commons. theres too many stairs. everyone is book smart but has no common sense. every school hates branson bc its branson but branson is better than marin academy no cap

joe: where do u go
joey: branson high school
joe: at least its not ma

by mickeymouseclubhouse2 January 13, 2020

Brendon Urie

The hottest, sexiest, most amazing man in the entire universe. Sweet and cute and hyperactive and talanted. He can act, sing his face off, and plays 11 or so instruments. He is the frontman for the popular alternative band, Panic! at the Disco.

Friend 1: Did you go to the Panic! concert last week?
Friend 2: Yeah! Brendon Urie sang the best I've ever heard him!
Friend 3: Who's Brendon Urie?
Friend 2 tackles Friend 3 and punches their nose into a nub.

by Izbit January 1, 2010

Branden

Anyone named Branden is obviously the guy you go to when you are feeling down. He will always be there for you and help you through your toughest times. He is also a really fun person to be around, always making sure he never leaves any of his friends out. Branden is sweet, loving and compassionate towards everyone he knows. If you meet a Branden, be sure to keep him around. He is also really good in bed, but will adapt to whatever you like, and will never force you to do anything you don't like.

Person 1: "Who's that over there?"
Person 2: "I don't know but he is really hot!!"
Person 1: "I bet he's a Branden"

by Knuckles&Knuckles October 12, 2018

brendon urie

Lead singer of panic! at the disco. Eighteen years old, adorable, very well dressed.

Kid 1: Have you seen panic! at the disco's music video for "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"?
Kid 2: Yeah, Brendon Urie looks pretty cute dressed up like a ring leader.

by stealacceptance April 8, 2006