Someone, usually male, who allows a male partner to insert his testicles into the anus of the anal baller and then, once the testicles are covered with feces and other anal items, the anal baller places the testicles in his or her mouth and sucks on them.
John: dude, I was at Charlie's house and he wanted me to stick my nuts in his ass so he could suck on them...
Ed: whoa! what an anal baller!
Ed: whoa! what an anal baller!
by goodpizza July 13, 2010
Get the Anal Ballermug. The distance from one's asshole an object must be to be held in an orbital path due to gravatational attraction.
by Nick March 28, 2004
Get the anal orbitmug. by samamntha December 17, 2009
Get the Anal Sexmug. When ur ass leaks, u pretty much crap all over the inside of ur underwear and pants. Its also really messy and is incredibly uncomfortable.
Greg had some bad anal leakage, and he stunk up the whole room. He looked like he was about to cry. His pants were wet in the back and it was disgustingly gross.
by Schmidty0 September 16, 2005
Get the Anal Leakagemug. a piece of skin located on the anus, is usually brown, with shit stains and is wrinkley from all the shits that pass through.
by simon177 December 11, 2007
Get the anal skinmug. The anal crumpet is an individual whose morals have collapsed into the rectum and much like hemorrhoids, they are painful to be around. This is an individual who is despicable and irrefutably nasty and has a history of being a player or attempting to be a player. The anal crumpet has no morals or is morally ambiguous, making them extremely unattractive or otherwise creepy.
A crumpet is a type of unsweetened bread usually served with tea. It is also often used in British slang to describe a woman who is sexually attractive. An anal crumpet is the exact opposite of the latter.
A crumpet is a type of unsweetened bread usually served with tea. It is also often used in British slang to describe a woman who is sexually attractive. An anal crumpet is the exact opposite of the latter.
"My ex-husband cheated on me and lied about it! What an anal crumpet!"
"I just got hit on by this really creepy guy.
"I just got hit on by this really creepy guy.
by That Crazy Hermit Writer July 5, 2014
Get the anal crumpetmug. by james(baby-dick) botham November 7, 2008
Get the anal beastingmug.