Small, or in some cases very large, maggot like creatures that dwell in ones nether regions (the anus(the shitter)), if one does not dry ones asshole after taking a large dump or receiving anal sex.
"I'm going fishing, please may I use some of your anal lice?"
"Did one of your anal lice just crawl on my face?"
"A-man has the most anal lice in the world"
"Did one of your anal lice just crawl on my face?"
"A-man has the most anal lice in the world"
by NicoleMcnunny January 18, 2009
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by Nick March 28, 2004
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Get the Anal Sex mug.When ur ass leaks, u pretty much crap all over the inside of ur underwear and pants. Its also really messy and is incredibly uncomfortable.
Greg had some bad anal leakage, and he stunk up the whole room. He looked like he was about to cry. His pants were wet in the back and it was disgustingly gross.
by Schmidty0 September 16, 2005
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by simon177 December 11, 2007
Get the anal skin mug.The anal crumpet is an individual whose morals have collapsed into the rectum and much like hemorrhoids, they are painful to be around. This is an individual who is despicable and irrefutably nasty and has a history of being a player or attempting to be a player. The anal crumpet has no morals or is morally ambiguous, making them extremely unattractive or otherwise creepy.
A crumpet is a type of unsweetened bread usually served with tea. It is also often used in British slang to describe a woman who is sexually attractive. An anal crumpet is the exact opposite of the latter.
A crumpet is a type of unsweetened bread usually served with tea. It is also often used in British slang to describe a woman who is sexually attractive. An anal crumpet is the exact opposite of the latter.
"My ex-husband cheated on me and lied about it! What an anal crumpet!"
"I just got hit on by this really creepy guy.
"I just got hit on by this really creepy guy.
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