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You're the wart on my ass

A term meaning someone is super close to you. This may be negative or positive.
Person 1: You're clingy, almost as if you're the wart on my ass!
Person 2: nuh uh
by aggressivesprite August 12, 2023
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Box of Ass

A description for a smelly room, usually after someone cracks one off
Who just shat themselves?? It's a box of ass in here!
by Brobacca June 9, 2011
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Asphodel-ass

bland and uninteresting; middle-of-the-road with no distinguishing features. Sometimes implies it is likely to be forgotten.

Etymology: A reference to the Fields of Asphodel from Greek Mythology. It is the afterlife where normal people go, as opposed with absolutely terrible people who go to tartarus, and good people who go to elysium. In some works, those in asphodel are the only ones to lose their memories, as any asphodel-ass song is easily forgotten.
Any asphodel-ass song I’m just gonna forget though.
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by Put you are Name here March 17, 2023
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ass monkeys

when you're surprised
'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'
by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018
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apply glue to ass

synonym for kys
originated from a reddit post
the logic behind it is that if you apply glue to your ass you will eventually die of not being able to shit
little fucking rat: tax evasion is bad!
swag guy: apply glue to ass
by Crackenheim November 15, 2025
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bitch ass nigga

1. what sasuke uchiha is because all he want is some orochimaru dick and a new jutsu he probably beat his meat to him
this is my last sasuke and orochimaru dick joke I swear
2. a bitch that whines about literally everything that happens to them like sasuke
they usually sound like “oh no naruto beat me i guess it’s time to give orochimaru some gawk gawk twister 2000”
3. the emo nigga from naruto/naruto shippuden who beat up gaara somehow, disappears every 2-3 episodes, and always moaning
“sasuke is a bitch ass nigga bro name one time he hasn’t whined about something
by sazuke August 23, 2022
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Average ass Big tits

she has an average ass big tits
Ofc she’s a taurus, i’d still hit tho!
by Factslmao December 6, 2020
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