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A historic Northwest Detroit high school (1921–2007) once known for academics, athletics, and its massive red-brick campus. Closed due to declining enrollment and later demolished for a Meijer plaza.
Back in the day, everyone on the Northwest side knew Redford High School (Detroit), now it’s just a Meijer lot where we used to hang out.”—Old School Detroiter
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025
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Wilsons grammar school

A Homosexual Boys Grammar School full of gambling addicts who only got into the school by choosing random answers on the 11+ and somehow getting enough right to get in to the school. One thing you may notice among the gay sex and drag performances is the lack of ability to talk to women as due to their foul odour the girls they try to talk to run away from them very fast.
P1: Have you heard of that place with the shit rugby team?
P2: Wilsons grammar school? of course I have its nationally know for that!
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Mount Olive Middle School

mount olive middle school made me depressed. the teachers are geeked. and the kids are worse

you should not be in middle school doing drugs buddy 🤣🤣✌️✌️✌️✌️
ur not tuff for vaping lil bro

mount olive middle school made my parents divorce

if you have locker 3782 just know i pissed in it
mount olive middle school is an asylum, mental hospital and all around prison
by TuffDuoTwou October 22, 2025
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Lower Merion High School

Honestly this place has got some weird characters. You got pedophiles to professional morons. D1 morons. However most people are chill. I feel like this school doesn’t really have bullying with like big kids slamming the nerds up against lockers demanding lunch money. However deep down the worst part about people here is the competition. Competitiveness is just so prominent at Lower Merion. The average PSAT score here is like 80th percentile. It’s crazy. However again we have weird people. If you know someone that goes to LM that lives near Merion Elementary School they want to skin you and your family. Or rape you. Diddle you as we say. One kid almost took off another kids ear at his birthday party with an axe. Insane. Weirdly enough some of the coolest kids are the frisbee- acting kids. It’s one big group and you got actors that can play some damn good Ultimate Frisbee. The rest of the actors however just she sex after rehearsal. Mono is rampant in the acting club. Most teachers are pretty good unless you take Integarted Math 2 in which case tough shit. I survived it and so will you. Everyone won’t shout up about the Eagles or Phillies and nobody ever talks about the Flyers. 76ers are brought up. We hate Radnor so much we have a entire school week dedicated to kicking their ass in sports besides football. The school thankfully is very inclusive which is nice. All and all it’s a good school as long as you keep your head straight.

LM class of 27’
Little Jimmy walked to Lower Merion High School and promptly cried.
by Flubert the stupid October 25, 2025
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A fuckass school in Chatham, Ontario with tiny dick losers that carry knives and shit in the fucking urinals
Oh man, you go to John McGregor Secondary School? I heard somebody wiped they shit on the fucking wall there.
by Antidongalong November 2, 2025
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Cholla Middle School

Place where people vape and get brizzed
"yo wya rn"

"cholla middle school lol"
"you're like a cuck aren't you"
by squibsquivb November 12, 2025
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Glenfield Middle School

A Middle School in the NYC-suburb of Montclair, NJ, established in 1896 in an Historically Black neighborhood, Glenfield was one of the first Magnet Schools created in Northern New Jersey following the protests and race riots in the "Long Hot Summer" of 1967 and NJ Supreme Court decisions in the 60s and 70s requiring steps to combat de facto segregation beyond "freedom of choice" plans (e.g. Rice v. Montclair Board of Education, 1966, and Jenkins v. Morristown, 1971). Glenfield was designated the Magnet School for Performing Arts (while Upper Montclair's Mount Hebron - now named after Astronaut and Montclair Native Buzz Aldrin - became the Magnet School for Math and Science) - with students from any part of town able to select where to go, with bussing available. A short bus-ride from NYC theaters and TV studios, Glenfield has strong Performing Arts programs and its students and alumni have gone on to professional careers in the Performing Arts and has been used as a movie site with students selected as extras. Glenfield also has options for advanced courses in liberal arts and math and sciences. Glenfield maintains a strong connection with Black Culture and Black History, which is often included in all subjects, e.g. Black Scientists in Science classes, Black Authors in English classes, etc.
John: How come you sing Gospel when you're White?
Jenny: I sang in Chorus at Glenfield Middle School!
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