JUMP OFF MY COUCH

A form of saying that means you are really mad or really excited.

BRO THIS WIRELESS HEADSET'S SOUND MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF MY COUCH

by Jakob Rodriguez December 03, 2020

Blood ain't thicker than my daughter

Thickness is how southern folk determine if a girl is legal ,they don't know numbers or anything fancy. Father has a step daughter and she is thick enough to fuck. "Shes ready paw"

bob: Blood ain't thicker than my daughter
blood: he ain't lying

by fuckhand November 18, 2021

wurda my muva

It is another way to say word to my mother, Which is a way of saying you would put it on your mother's life.

Yo Jake I swear I'm not lying "wurda my muva" I actually bagged her.

by _Dj_IXCLAZZ November 03, 2023

My Life Is Like A Video Game

The First Scentence Of The 13th Worst Song Of All Time

Ronnie Radke: MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
Ronnies Therapist: You Need Help

by fwefff November 21, 2023

In my mouth

INNNN MYYYY MOUTH

River-in my mouth
Me-wtf

by Aussie chipp June 24, 2023

im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by May 08, 2023

Fadoodle my doodle

The hidden option to act like a weirdo

Boy: fadoodle my doodle baby :)
Man: um, EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FU-

And then the boy was never seen again~

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker April 16, 2020