Train waffle

The act of stepping in ejaculate on a public train resulting in a sticky peeling sound when lifting your foot mid step

Friend: "whats that sound? Did you step in gum?"
You:"Oh man I totally stepped in a train waffle. Gross."

Train waffle by Mrsirwaddles June 14, 2026

Funky Waffle

When you toast a waffle, and then proceed to pass it around the office and or workplace for employee ejaculation (because it's a minimum of 2 grams of protein per)

Yo, have you ever tried one of monies funky waffles, that's my secret to getting so jacked.

Funky Waffle by Hella dick July 20, 2026

California Waffle

A sexual act where the male shits in a woman’s mouth, vomits the shit which makes a batter-like texture where it is then placed in a waffle maker to a make shit waffle. The partners will then consume the pancake where the process can repeat until satisfied.

I went to a girls apartment and gave us a California Waffle, the waffles tasted horrible

California Waffle by SlickGecko33 July 23, 2026

peanut butter waffle 

elias likes to suck his wang

elias likes to suck his wang all night long. he is a choo chogger

peanut butter waffle by Jµeíδ May 1, 2004

Peeling the waffle

Disagreeing on a topic yet having nothing to contribute to the discussion but opinions, which are typically rooted in fear.

Person ANow that we've shown it to be safe for use in moderation let's move forward in a slightly different direction.

Person BI disagree with you because I feel...I think...
Person AAre you peeling my waffles?

Person B was peeling the waffle.

Peeling the waffle by throwawayact October 31, 2010

Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.

Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

Greasy Creek Waffle Iron by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011

Frankenstein's Waffle 

a really ugly dick

I was unzipping his pants, and then Frankenstein's Waffle popped out!

Frankenstein's Waffle by blondemunchkin April 20, 2016