ur bestie molestie

WARNING:
if you say this everyone on earth will fucking die

Joe 1: ur mom gay
Joe 2: ur dad lesbian
Joe 1: ur wife has no life
Joe 2: ur bestie molestie
Joe 1: oh fuck-

by john stromboli December 29, 2022

Ur Mom

The woman in my bed right now.

Me: I scissored Ur Mom, who knew she was a lesbian

JIm: WTF JULIE

by FairyTearz November 16, 2021

Ur Clan’s Trans

The absolute worst thing anyone can say about your family. It’s irrefutable, and every other “Ur” is dwarfed by this insult’s magnitude.

George-Hey, John, ur granny tranny
John-Don’t make me do it, George
George- Do it! Ur brother a mother, I bet you won’t!
John- Fine then! Ur Clan’s Trans!
All seizes to exist. God is dead, there is no Earth, only pain and suffering for all that was.

by ComradeCommie May 15, 2018

Ur brother a mother

The final insult in the "your mom gay" argument. The consequences of uttering this phrase are dire. Only use to completely destroy your opponent.

Person A: ur mum gay
Person B: ur dad lesbian
Person A: ur grandpap a trap
Person B: ur sister a mister
Person A: ur brother a mother
Person B: *explodes killing every living thing in a 5 mile radius*

by No you May 11, 2018

Ur Mom

Thicc Baka

Ur Mom

by SUSSY-_-BAKA June 2, 2022

ur mom

The Uno Reverse Card of comebacks. The ultimate power move of the decade. Can be used in stressful situations to throw your opponent off kilter. But be mindful of your elders. They might find it degrading.

“Hey, do you have anything planned for tonight”
“Ya, ur mom”

“What is the meaning of life?”
“Ur mom”

“How do I respond to ‘ur mom’”
“Ur mom part 2”

by Gandalfrado September 11, 2020

Ur mom

Hot

Ur mom was in my bed.

by Tobi >:D October 1, 2021