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A fucking red hat that says "Make America Great Again". The idea comes from a fucking asshole named Donald J. Trump, which state badass stuff like building a wall and all Mexicans are rapists.
I am going to buy a trump hat and burn it.
trump hat by WbcCT February 19, 2017

Donald Trump 

An orange peel with corn silk on top.
Hillary: How has Donald Trump gotten this far in the election? His fucking horrible spray tan shows how he'll waste this country's money.
Donald Trump by le meme November 5, 2016
a person stupid democrats and liberals hate because he tells the truth
trump is gr8
trump by boi i hate obama123 March 2, 2017

Trump's Razor 

Coined by John Scalzi on July 16, 2016 after reading journalist Josh Marshall's process for understanding the basis of many of Donald Trump's decisions, "Trump's razor" is a riff on "Occam's razor".

Josh Marshall: "According to Trump’s Razor: 'ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts' and that answer is likely correct." Or, "to phrase the principle in Occam’s terms, it tells us ‘the stupidest scenario is always to be preferred’."
When the National Weather Service contradicted President Trump's tweet that Alabama--among other states--would “most likely be hit (much) harder than anticipated," Trump would days later hold up an official NOAA weather map that was absurdly altered with a Sharpie to include Alabama in the hurricane's prior predicted zone of landfall.

Did Donald Trump himself--irritated and embarassed that a government agency had corrected his misstatement--grab a Sharpie and alter the NOAA map, which weather experts noted would be an illegal act? Trump's razor says yes, that's the most likely scenario since it's the most plausible yet ridiculous one.
Trump's Razor by ryoso October 30, 2019

Donald Trump 

A STUPID man that is running for president!!
Boy: Hi, Donald Trump
Donald: Hi, I was thinking of building a wall on the border of Mexico and the USA
Boy: You notice that they can take a plane or a helicopter to fly over the wall!!
Donald: I know i just like to say that because i am stupid!!
Donald Trump by Deez Nuts 2.0 September 19, 2016

donald trump tie 

Donald Trump ties are cheap, poorly-made rags that are sold a discount and second-hand stores. People wearing these ties are those who wish they had more in their wallet than just lint. Generally, tie-wearers are wanna-bes who are looking for some attention and something to brag about. In reality, they are just embarassing themselves and all other other tie-wearers around the world.
Hey man! Check out my Donald Trump tie!
Fuck you, I wipe my ass with those Donald Trump ties.
donald trump tie by jarmstrong272 November 11, 2009
Word of the Day on March 6, 2017