Finger Glitch

Finger Glitch is where you stick your finger in a girl's asshole instead of her pussy by accident.

"Dude last night I was drunk and I had a finger glitch my girl, she was pissed off when I didn't realize I was still doing it."

by The tickler 575757 October 4, 2016

Finger game

Where one person fingers the other with different fingers, having the other person guess which finger they are using.

Then eventually the other person using their dick, and trying to convince the other it's actually their thumb but if the other person calls their dick a thumb you call them a 'lying slut'.

You are using your dick

No I'm using my thumb

You are using your thumb

You good for nothing lying slut

You lost the finger game

by AHHHAHHHHH May 5, 2022

HOMELESS FINGER

When you're fingering your girl on a park bench and she acts suprised and says not that hole and you're like it's not me then you turn around and some homeless person is fingering your girls ass hole at the same time

In a park on a bench
Not that hole Dave
What you talking about Sarah - it's not me

Oh fuck look behind you - you've been got by the homeless finger

by wriggleit September 17, 2019

Finger blasting

The art of making your finger into a toy gubln.

I'll get them next time I go finger blasting.

by Jackie Papers November 29, 2022

feeling fingered

When you are feeling beyond tired, fully drained and worn out, when your body is aching all over and your just completely fucked.

- I'm feeling fingered after lastnights efforts at work..!
- Been moving furniture all day and I'm feeling fingered now, so I'm going to bed.

- Bo: "How you going Andy"
Andy: "I'm feeling fucking fingered hey"
- When you can't do something anymore cos ur feeling fingered.

by Pinkmyryd June 6, 2021

Salsa Fingers

When you finger a girl while she is on her period and you get her period blood on your fingers.

Scarlet: I know I'm on my period but I want you to finger me.
Theo: No can do, I don't want no salsa fingers!

by em0fish March 26, 2023

Rupert's fingers

Rupert's fingers is the local name in England for a hot dog, or more occasionally a Vienna sausage.

Hey man you want some "Rupert's fingers"?
Chill and have a "Rupert's finger".

by cannnibal of fish April 27, 2022