Someone scratching their penis because it's itchy or they're experiencing pleasure from stroking or caressing.
Captain Scratch Balls: Scratching your penis when you have pleasure from being caressed and stroked.
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Refers to any player (often named Alicia, but not required) who demolishes opponents in the game Battleship so completely that others begin questioning the laws of probability, strategy, and possibly witchcraft. The name implies she isn’t just playing — she’s commanding a naval massacre.
Refers to any player (often named Alicia, but not required) who demolishes opponents in the game Battleship so completely that others begin questioning the laws of probability, strategy, and possibly witchcraft. The name implies she isn’t just playing — she’s commanding a naval massacre.
• “I lost in six moves. She must be a Captain Alicia.”
• “Bro, I got double-sunk. Total Captain Alicia energy.”
• “New rule: Captain Alicia isn’t allowed to go first.”
• “Bro, I got double-sunk. Total Captain Alicia energy.”
• “New rule: Captain Alicia isn’t allowed to go first.”
by Justfreakinoutyanno December 10, 2025
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"Oh Captain, my Captain!" -The only proper way to greet the legend himself
"I heard The Captain is bringing spiced rum to the party, prepare to get shitfaced."
"I heard The Captain is bringing spiced rum to the party, prepare to get shitfaced."
by StonerGod420 June 10, 2022
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Never fails to make someone’s day better, and is always their for anything and everything.
If you don’t have a captain Ken in your life then it must be very boring .
Never fails to make someone’s day better, and is always their for anything and everything.
If you don’t have a captain Ken in your life then it must be very boring .
by Larry Edward William Tomlinson June 16, 2022
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