rapid snapping turtle syndrome 

a term given to the rapid chattering of a persons jaw when high on MDMA

"looks like that lads got rapid snapping turtle syndrome snapper"

rapid snapping turtle syndrome by bruce springsteeeeen December 23, 2007

brown turtle 

gay sex a.k.a. butt sex

Dude, bob and chris brown turtled all nite.

brown turtle by dani January 15, 2005

Peeking turtle 

The peeking turtle is when your eating a girls ass and when she turns around you see she had a dick.

Dude, i was eating her ass, and she had a peeking turtle.

Peeking turtle by Cumdumpster12 January 18, 2017

Aquatic turtle 

To shit in your partners mouth after vigourously teabagging them. it is said to be a rare occourance among youur average couple.

hey bro i was on ST(small talk VLN) and -JasoN- told me that i should put my jewlies in my girls mouth and then shit in her mouth...it was awsome, she ate that shit like a pro. He called it an aquatic turtle.

Aquatic turtle by -JasoN- September 17, 2007

baby turtle 

a turtle that isnt really a turtle at all. really a tortiose, ( a heffer)

are you sure you can carry that baby turtle

baby turtle by mctoker May 23, 2008

autistic turtle porn 

A way to describe terrible sex.

Hannah: How's Barry in bed?

Barbra: It was like the most autistic turtle porn you've ever seen!

Hannah: I'm so sorry for you. :(

autistic turtle porn by Headless High May 18, 2018

awkward turtle 

you use awkward turtle as a secret code. use "awkward turtle" when you want a close friend to check you for b.o.
if you are guilty of b.o. your friend says "yes, awkward turtle", if not, "no awkward turtle"

random person: "some one smells like b.o."

patrick(to heather):"awkward turtle?"

heather(to patrick):"no awakward turtle"

patrick(to random person):"well, it's not me!"

awkward turtle by Corbin Heather October 2, 2007