you're a sleeping onion

a guy name duke depp was singing a shawn mednes song and he thought it said "you're a sleeping onion" when its says

"you're asleep in london"

duke siniging the song and he gets the song lyrics wrong ' you're a sleeping onion"

by Cola.depp May 14, 2021

sleeping pig

A nightmarish scenario where one fantasizes of being chased through the woods by men in pig masks carrying chloroform; Aroused by the overwhelming stress and fears that threaten to knock you out cold.

I had the wildest sleeping pig in band camp. 😏

by CristinBurnsInHell July 10, 2024

Sleep

To rest after a long day, aka something you need. Yeah, I'm looking at you. Take yo ass to bed.

John Doe: I've been up at 3 in the morning watching porn

Jane Doe: Brotha go to sleep

by ThatOneCheetah January 7, 2025

Sleeping Peeping

The act of two people using phones/tablets set up for video calling (i.e. FaceTime) while they are sleeping so they can see each other if they happen to wake up, or be able to hear familiar snoring, whimpers, farts, etc. Often used by couples who just can’t get enough of each other.

Jessica and Scott are so in love and addicted to spending time in bed together that they are always sleeping peeping when they are apart.

by PencilBox February 15, 2025

sleep

the mindless escape from all the pain

im just sleeping away the main.

by sadgorl69 May 23, 2020

sleeping like Pakistan's AD

To indulge a very deep sleep, similar to how Pakistan's AD (Air Defence) sleeps, which cannot be disturbed even after terrorist camps, military bases, AWACS and nuclear sites are being bombed all around you.

Hey Bro, was sleeping like Pakistan's AD. Catch you soon

by Barci May 12, 2025

Sleeping On Roots

Stoically doing an arduous task for your own benefit ; Working extra hard to get ahead.

1: "Shit dude, where has Steve been?"
2: "Dude, he's been sleeping on roots at his job for a while now."

by Maxwell1526 April 19, 2025