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popped sausage 

When someone cuts there foreskin open while having sex, this can be very painful and very embarrassing
Did you hear that Ruben got a popped sausage when he Fucked Katie? Fuck that's embareasing, I heard he couldn't piss without aggonising pain for a week
popped sausage by Rubenuben September 4, 2016

Putting sausage in the freezer 

Having sex with your ex-wife
John intended to simply meet up with Diane to discuss summer plans for their children but he ended up putting sausage in the freezer.

Hot sausage roll 

Hot sausage roll - when you shit in your hand and then have a wank
"Dude I had the best hot sausage roll last night"
"Me too bro"

hot sausage roll 

A hot sausage roll is when you defecate in your hand and proceed to masturbate
Bro that was a sick hot sausage roll you just pulled , big load

Ground Sausage Pig 

A pig made from ground sausage.
Puny Customer: Aww look! A pig made from ground sausage.
Aaron, the Mighty Meat Slayer: I am the creator of the ground sausage pig. It is most triumphant. Now be gone from my presence or I shall smite thee with my pork sword!!

anal sausage 

a shit that's so big it looks like a piece of Sausage floating in the toilet bowl
dude eszy just dropped an anal sausage before the CS-GO tournament
anal sausage by eszy June 22, 2016