Sami Surprise

When a femboy prolapses his asshole, and the loosening of the ass causes absurd amounts of cum and shit to shoot out of the aforementioned asshole at Mach 10 but in such a way it boomerangs back into the asshole with this process repeating until either death or the asshole goes back inside

The Sami Surprise has been the cause of many premature femboy deaths

by AsianLongMan April 3, 2025

Donkey Surprise

In Blackjack, being dealt an Ace after doubling down on eleven.

After pushing my last chips in to double down on my eleven, my heart sank when the dealer hit me with a final donkey surprise.

by TrickyFrick September 29, 2017

cream cheese surprise

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume

That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!

by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018

Surprise Pudding Popper

a who uy ejaculates into another male or female’s jello pudding cup without telling them just to sit back & watch them eat it. Often they will comment on how they taste so much better than they used to.

John’s a surprise pudding popper & often hands out the most delicious snacks.

by Tooeager May 22, 2021

Sloppy Surprise

When you take a wet shit all over you friends toilet, dont flush and close the lid for the next person to get jumpscared by it.

Ahh damn Jay left me a sloppy surprise again

by Isaac69420 May 20, 2023

Surprise Turkey

When fisting a woman or man, opening your hand up while inside the orifice like a Thanksgiving Turkey Hand painting.

In a sentence:
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.

That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.

by EmelyeJayne August 18, 2023

Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.

"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."

by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017