Ninja Fart

To fart without hearing or feeling it. Often occurs when the person needs to use the bathroom to take a #2.

I was lying in bed under my covers and my ninja fart almost made me sick!

by Vandalier January 24, 2012

Ninja Moment

1.when one's reactions are unusually fast, like that of a ninja's.

2. when one seems to appear out of nowhere, often "appearing" in the middle of a conversation between two other individuals.

1.*drops phone and catches it in mid air*
Bob: "DUUDEE! nice catch!"
Jimmy: "i know,that was a total ninja moment."

2. Ellie: "...that test was really difficult! I left loads of questions out!"
Sophie: "i left out about five questions."
Emily: "i left out three"
Ellie: "woah! emily, where did you come from!"
Sophie: "ninja moment."

by b-l-e-a-c-h-i-e December 14, 2010

retro ninja

when you're a 2d ninja in a retro game killing zombies

bro lets play retro ninja

by Jerome steven December 6, 2016

ninja orgasm

When a sex partner shows no indication that orgasm is imminent to sneak one by or prevent the other from stopping just prior to orgasm.

My girlfriend totally pulled a ninja orgasm on me, she came twice when I thought I was still working on the first one.

by Kenzraig February 7, 2014

Ninja-Pacifiers

Ninja-Pacifiers are the best thing for your baby's to be sucking on

Ninja-Pacifiers I want your baby's sucking on me.

by Bristol730 May 5, 2022

ninja chimp1000

some little fat dirty hoe that can set a new world record for the amount of dicks taken.

damn callum you set the new world record you ninja chimp1000

by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 3, 2017

Beer Ninja

An educated epic beer guru with a no nonsense reportoire. One who guides, educates, inspires, with no bull crap. Genuine. Ninja

"Kara really knows so much about all types of beer and how they are made that she must be a ninja; a Beer Ninja!"

by Z Wine Ninja October 22, 2012