Mexican Sacktap 

A hypothetical situation in which a large ring of gay men engaging in anal sex perform Newton's balls, creating a chain reaction that, with a little effort, can continue indefinitely around the circle like a Mexican Wave around a sporting field. There are no recorded occurrences of this.

'I started a Mexican Sacktap but it didn't make it around the circle because Bastian wasn't thrusting in time.'

Mexican Sacktap by Authur C. Commons April 20, 2008

Mexican Chocolate Sauce

The diarrhea you get when you eat Mexican food

Damn man That was a major batch of Mexican Chocolate Sauce

Mexican Chocolate Sauce by Angelus the Fallen October 5, 2008

Mexican Thunderbutt 

When you drink the water in Mexico and end up with bloody diarrhea for a week.

Jorge thought his case of Mexican Thunderbutt was the worst by-product of his bachelor party in Tijuana. If not for the Mexican Strikeout, perhaps he would have also remembered the crabs he got from a dirty Mexican hooker.

Mexican Thunderbutt by KelleyRoss August 18, 2009

Mexican brain surgeon 

noun

1) A sexual position wherein one partner lays on his/her back, with his/her head on the edge of a bed (or similar) and performs fellatio on a male partner that is standing in such a manner as to thrust his penis forcefully into his partner's open mouth.

2) An small alcoholic beverage meant to be consumed in one gulp or "shot," consisting of equal parts tequila and Goldshlagger.

1) "Tracy let me do a 'Mexican brain surgeon' last night!"

2) "Things went quickly downhill after that last round of 'Mexican brain surgeons.'"

Bonus combination example: "I met Jenna at the bar when we both ordered a 'Mexican brain surgeon." We toasted together and joked around a bit, then ordered another round. Fortunately, the liquid 'Mexican brain surgeon' did its job and I was able to do my own 'Mexican brain surgeon' on Jenna later that night. Giggitty.

Mexican brain surgeon by elpolakogrande September 14, 2009

Mexican Sonagram 

When a pregnant woman lays on her back and a man titty fucks her with his penis facing her feet. upon climax the man aims his load at her stomach, once it hits he gets up and rubs his penis in the mess on her stomach.

guy 1: So your wife is in her 3rd trimester now, has she gotten angry and hormonal with you at all?

guy 2: Yes, if fact at times its so bad the only way I can defend myself is my threatening her with a Mexican Sonagram.

Mexican Sonagram by Jim Schmeckshner December 3, 2009

mexican kitten 

when one sticks thier tounge in anothers butt hole and repeatedly rolls it

Dood, i gave cynthia a mexican kitten last night and she loved it...but my tounge tastes like poop

mexican kitten by boob da qooq January 26, 2010

Mexican Garbage Bag 

A -LARGE- quantity of weed.

Tom: You smokin' with Joey tonight?
Tim: Yeah man, he's got a straight up mexican garbage bag.

Mexican Garbage Bag by theicecreamman12 March 13, 2010