Meat-Axe 

1. A Meat-Axe is a person that is very good with a member of the opposite sex. A Meat-Axe is usually a male and can be very persuasive to females. Usually very confident in Himself he can Handle rejection because he will most likely have the second definition of Meat-Axe
2. Meat-Axe can also be reference to the size of a males Penis. Meat-Axe means the bearer has an abnormally large Penis

1. Man Jimmy is such a Meat-Axe, look at him go
2. Oh man i was talking to jess and she said Dave as A Meat-Axe
Combined: Wow from what I hear Bruce is a Meat-Axe with a Meat-Axe

Meat-Axe by nager_red September 29, 2009

meat flaps 

noun(s): comes in pairs; causes camel toe; most likely associated with odor

meat flaps by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Meat Head 

Name give to someone that does or says something you disagree with.

1/ How could you say that you Meat Head?!
2/ Get your hands off my chips you Meat Head!

Meat Head by Chris Cottee January 8, 2004

Meat Loaf 

when u shit in a dead person's mouth and have sex with it

Harry Potter meat loafed the shit out of somebody's dead grandma that he dug up

Meat Loaf by coach wintercock September 20, 2009

meat hook 

the meat hook is when you find a pregnant lady ( doesnt matter if she is a friend or stranger) then you bring her into a house. after getting her and kidnapping the pregnant women you will grab a big hook to grab stuff with. you will then ram it up the girls vagina. you will then reach in and hook the fetus of the baby inside and then pull it out. then you may have sex with the babies fetus and when your done with that you can then lasso the mom with the babies umbilical cord to then having sex with the mom. the mom always is happy after she just saw her baby having sex. yay

grab a mom and take the baby. then use the meat hook to grab the baby

meat hook by Chad Kales January 16, 2008

meat pie 

A racial slur referring to asians. "Yellow on the outside, black on the inside." An Asian who acts Black.

you're such a meat pie, you always act so black.

meat pie by 52310 April 11, 2009

Meat statue 

A human devoid of movement or communication. see: terri schiavo

so this guy flipped his truck over by driving like a dumbshit. long story short he's schiavoed, gonna be a meat statue for awhile.

Meat statue by mouse May 15, 2005