July 14 is a special day where people who are special are born. No matter where, they are highly superior, just cuz we're awesome ;-)
by Diknow June 07, 2023
The day where all Canadians experienced a country-wide internet outage, causing everyone to flock to the nearest mall or Starbucks for Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to temporarily close. Critical institutions such as hospitals, fire stations, and police stations were unable to function properly.
Basically it was like the end of the world....but in Canada... and only for a day.
All this because we literally have THE worst telecom infrastructure on this planet. The internet of 38 million people is controlled by two large corporations, Bell and Rogers, which means that half the country is fucked if either one of them stops providing internet. Canada's internet monopoly really needs to die (and also lower their damn prices).
Basically it was like the end of the world....but in Canada... and only for a day.
All this because we literally have THE worst telecom infrastructure on this planet. The internet of 38 million people is controlled by two large corporations, Bell and Rogers, which means that half the country is fucked if either one of them stops providing internet. Canada's internet monopoly really needs to die (and also lower their damn prices).
Guy 1: Hey remember July 8th 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 20, 2022
by thefancyone September 04, 2022
A female office worker that can’t stop stealing office equipment and stationery. A form of kleptomania that frustrates other workers when their pens, staplers etc go missing.
by The Zurnich July 27, 2023
When you cum in a girls mouth and hit her in the head so cum comes out her nose (angry dragon) but she vomits afterwards.
"I julie birded my gf last night" -shmoof flip
"You what?" -Berf lemoop
"I came in her mouth, smacked her head so it came out her nose and later she vomited." -Shmiff floop
"Nice." -Berf lemoop
"You what?" -Berf lemoop
"I came in her mouth, smacked her head so it came out her nose and later she vomited." -Shmiff floop
"Nice." -Berf lemoop
by Peachfuz Lamberskin III April 21, 2019
Just Joust July is a month made for gay men. Gay men will joust using their dicks, frotting/docking until one of them cums. This will continue on for 31 days and whoever cums the most must present their ass to the winner and have gay sex.
Bro #1: Bro, you ready for Just Joust July?
Bro #2: Hell yeah! Been saving up ever since Destroy Dick December!
Bro #2: Hell yeah! Been saving up ever since Destroy Dick December!
by asdf2020 November 08, 2018