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Jordan

Jordan is a nice calm person. Once you get know him you will fall in love with him, he has brown/black eyes with curly/nappy hair. Once you see a Jordan don’t lose him b/c you won’t find another one
Jordan is really handsome
by Yolo_Savage April 21, 2021
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jordan

yoooo jordan used to come over and fuck my pillows
by bitchshadyy September 2, 2020
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Jordan

This type of Jordan is racist, unfunny, and is a midget
by anonymous July 1, 2021
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Jordan Peterson

A right wing grifter and pseudo intellectual who has successfully found a following amongst incels due to his highly misogynistic views of women. He is notorious for his long, incoherent ramblings about Christianity and the so called dangers of leftism that ultimately amount to nothing and often end with him crying about Pinocchio. However, he is best known for being one of the biggest transphobes alive and has gained controversy for intentionally dead naming and misgendering noted trans celebrities. More often than not, his hatred of trans people has caused him to spew Nazi talking points, not realizing that the Nazis actually targeted trans people. So in other words, he is nothing more than a stupid bully.
Did you hear that Jordan Peterson threatened to sue Kate Manne?

Yeah what a little weasel!
by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024
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Jordan

Such a piece of shit.
Smells like he uses dog shit for roll on.
Saves his toenail clipping for midnight snacks.
Comes from a hell hole known as Benoni.
Seduces old ladies at the retirement villages.
Say’s the word “bru” way too often.
“Why does it smell so bad in here?”
“Oh, that’s because Jordan just walked in.”
by artifacct November 22, 2021
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Jordan

The king of kyle and luke. Kyle and luke are his bitches
Damn, you see that guy walking with kyle and luke. Must be a Jordan
by Kingofkyleandluke November 22, 2021
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Gabby Jordan

the kindest, most honest, genuine, and beautiful human being you’ll ever meet
“Gabby Jordan is such an amazing friend.”
“Yeah, I know. I love her.”
by 🐂🐑🐏🐖 July 9, 2022
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