artifacct's definitions

Jordan

Such a piece of shit.
Smells like he uses dog shit for roll on.
Saves his toenail clipping for midnight snacks.
Comes from a hell hole known as Benoni.
Seduces old ladies at the retirement villages.
Say’s the word “bru” way too often.

“Why does it smell so bad in here?”
“Oh, that’s because Jordan just walked in.”

by artifacct November 22, 2021