by FirewildX November 23, 2024
Get the Jimmy Intercourse mug.Jimmy Is a big headed b**** who thinks he knows everything, just Because of how old he is. Unfortunately he is a heavy drinker & an over thinker which never goes well as a combination, he will end up fighting his feelings which causes him to have outbursts aka, getting wound up.
He’ll go down the pub to bang a few birds , and will wake up next to men. He doesn’t trust anyone, but why would he? His friends don’t like him. He is a lonely sad man who will die a lonely sad man. He has no future. He will have nobody to attend his funeral. What a sad little life Jim. Maybe if you weren’t such an emotional cunt. People would think you’re a sound lad.
He’ll go down the pub to bang a few birds , and will wake up next to men. He doesn’t trust anyone, but why would he? His friends don’t like him. He is a lonely sad man who will die a lonely sad man. He has no future. He will have nobody to attend his funeral. What a sad little life Jim. Maybe if you weren’t such an emotional cunt. People would think you’re a sound lad.
Man “stop being such a Jimmy Francis”
Jim: “what’s wrong with being a jimmy”
Man: “are you happy? No. There you go”
Jim: “what’s wrong with being a jimmy”
Man: “are you happy? No. There you go”
by Jimmy Francis September 29, 2020
Get the jimmy francis mug.Jimmy Carter (1 Oct 1924 - 28 May 1997) is a vile douschebag known as "history's greatest monster" according to the simpsons. He organized Al Queda and cheated on his wife, Rosalynn Carter (27 Aug 1927 - 28 May 1997) passed away at funny number years old. Jimmy was too busy touching the boobies of other hoes who are definitely NOT Rosalyn when in Oval Office causing the economy of the late '70s to fall apart. Besides infidelity, Carter viciously killed 9 people in Operation Sand eagle because he was angry they didn't give him his fried watermelon and vanilla ice cream on time. He did nothing but talk about public portapoties toilets for his 16 year long post presidency. He also was responsible for building Barack Obama (future president b. Aug 4, 1961) in a ran down Taiwanese factory.
by FugginPARODYbro June 19, 2025
Get the Jimmy Carter mug.Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.
"Hey, did you hear about Jimmy Ham's Injury?"
"Yeah, he was a real porkdegy - could have been great."
"What ever happened to Jimmy Ham's son?"
"You mean Jawn Appel? There was a birth complication..."
"Yeah, he was a real porkdegy - could have been great."
"What ever happened to Jimmy Ham's son?"
"You mean Jawn Appel? There was a birth complication..."
by Pork's Historical Society November 26, 2024
Get the Jimmy Ham mug.Jimmy , a man with a chin bigger than his cock, well known for having crusty sweetcorn smelling of Clewers arse hanging off it, calls himself the Hornet cos he likes to stick his his stinger in any old minger.
by Stagman leo October 10, 2019
Get the Jimmy mug.A big tough shit. One that you really have to use your anal muscles to push out after eating a big meal the night before. And it hurts like hell when you push it out. It is sort of like a variation of constipation.
by Smelly big jimmy August 28, 2018
Get the A BIG JIMMY mug.A Silent Jimmy is the sexual practice, during which you suck your partners toes while doing 69 and staying as quiet as possible
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