Jesus Hands 

Jesus Hands is when a guy and a girl are making out and the girl grabs the guys dick while they are still making out and holds it for a short amount of time and then begins to stroke. Its like Jesus in every stroke

Autumn and Jacob were Making out when Autumn pulled off Jesus Hands

Jesus Hands by Omega GayLord July 15, 2010

Jesus Baby 

The beautiful child that comes out when you cross the beautiful btg with the very slutty margaret. the bestest/most pretty baby ever since jesus, hence the name.

Person: OH DEAR LORD WHOS BEAUTIFUL BABY IS THAT?

Margaret: Its mine, I had it with my gf, BTG.

Person: OH SLAP ME, ITS WONDERFUL, ITS A JESUS BABY

BTG: We get that alot

Jesus Baby by margaretfan4life July 27, 2010

Jesus boy 

Someone who's parents we're Jesus freaks, and he was brainwashed by their ways.

Kid 1: Hey, pass this note to Tanner.
Kid 2:...you mean the blonde kid with the cross necklace?
Kid 1: Yeah.
Kid 2: Ok....HEY JESUS BOY!

Jesus boy by starwarsgeek133 September 25, 2010

jesus walks 

a person who wears beat up, dirty sandals, open toed and with no sox on.

damn son, look at him with those jesus walks on.

jesus walks by 411 November 7, 2004

jesus in a toaster

A problem that results directly from masturbation.

"Oh no im jesus in a toaster now!"

"Ahhh Harry you carry on like that your gunna' end up a jesus in a toaster"

Can be abreviated: "Priyanka's in a toaster now"

jesus in a toaster by Jill Cancer December 3, 2006

Jesus Boots 

Also known as "Jesus Creepers"

Jesus Boots

Jesus Boots by Pablo el Guapo June 4, 2009

Jesus radical 

A jesus radical is someone who incesantly speaks of all things relating to jesus and how good they are. They may not believe or worship jesus but they feel the need to spread the word of him in a mocking manner.

Betty: Jesus Loves You!
Roy: Really? How so?
Betty: He loves all the "special" people. (muahahaha)


Roy: Why does my life suck so bad?
Roy: I can't even get a date!
Roy: I'm an 18 yr old virgin! I'll never get laid!
Betty: Jesus hates you!
Roy: I thought you said he loved me?
Betty: Not today he doesn't! You're a fat lard!

Betty: I love Jesus!
Roy: Why do you ALWAYS talk about Jesus!?!
Betty: Cuz he has muscular thieghs, and I just,...I just want to lick barbeQ sauce off 'em!!
Roy: You're one sick fucker!
Betty: Mmmmm,... You know it! I love me some jesus!!

Jesus radical by Omar Muhamid May 18, 2005