I'm gonna call my dad

A phrase used by weak middle schoolers to try and intimidate people bigger than them. Usually followed by a fictional story about their dad's fighting feats.
Bully: I told you to stay away from here. Now hand over any money you got on you!
Victim: Back off or I'm gonna call my dad, loser. He killed 100 people in Afghanistan.
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A phrase to easily show how depressed you are, even though 56% of the time its a joke.
Random person: "You're stupid"

Another random person: "Wowzers my guy I'm depressed."
by ImHereUnfortunatly April 14, 2019
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You understand what the other person is saying/proposing.
A: "We should go order some pizza"
B: "I'm wearing what you're knitting."
by thisisacodename May 13, 2015
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This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.
I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?

I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.
by ozzyp January 26, 2017
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You know what i'm saying?

This is an expression,what black people say.After they say/explain something,they ask you that question.(But you don't have to answer,just shake your head or something).
by Blondie98 December 27, 2013
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An alternative to saying 'hurry up and get ready' when preparing for a night out, that will end in sex with waiting females. Said between males, or jokingly from a female to a male.
Dan: Where's my shoes?
James: Over there, speed the fuck up!
Dan: When we brew the grolch
James: This isn't a fucking beer commercial.
Dan: You can't rush these things gentlemen. We leave it to chill, for a fuller tase.
James fuck your chill, I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold.
Dan: READY!
by Gumba Gumba June 06, 2004
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