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Keep Fishing

Quite possibly one of Weezer's best songs, featuring a music video with the Muppets.

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A fishing metaphor for someone to keep trying at a difficult task, or to simply keep fishing.
Hey, i was up at 2 in the morning listening to Keep Fishing by Weezer!
by Lee Bird July 26, 2009
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fish eater

Norwegian, because they eat lots of fish
That lousy fucking fish eater stole my wife.
by cocksauce March 14, 2005
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Dick fish

A selfish friend who doesnt wait around for 30 minutes to get a very important delivery. And is extraordinarily cheap
by Shogun123 October 2, 2015
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gon-fishing

n. The act of blowing ones gonorrhea-infected load into another persons rectum and then sucking it out with a straw for orgasmic pleasure.

see shrimping
Max contracted gonorrhea from some slovenly harlot he picked up down on 34th Street, and then went through the process of gon-fishing by blowing his puss-filled ejaculate into her southern-most oriface.
by Gon-fisherman June 29, 2004
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crab fishing

Having sex with hookers, with the explicit hope of contracting the sexually transmitted disease commonly referred to as “crabs” (pubic lice).
"After the fight, I spent the whole week crab fishing without telling her, but I got nothing. Maybe next season."
by Jimmy Marrvelous June 3, 2005
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Fish Joke

A joke that is not at all funny and usually contains a reference to inside jokes shared only among his/her family or references to biblical figures.
(Playing baseball)

Batter: Toss me a seed (pitch to hit)

Pitcher: Yeah, if he throws you a seed, a bird will fly across the plate and Drew will hit the bird with the bat HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.

Catcher: That was a complete Fish joke.
by Bary Bonds May 25, 2009
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fish monument

big hole in the ground with gigantic mutant carp in it, thay feed on pva bin
bags full of pig swill, used cat litter, fihermans leftovers and cattle feed.
anglers can use the full contents of a pet shops suply of animal and bird
feed in a two day fishing sesion.
"you'v been to a fish monument" "yeah didnt bother me" "flipping heck did you brake your rod" "no i use pandafodder"
by w&f January 18, 2009
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