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Coffe

"Student coffe"

- slang for canabise used when you don't want your mom to know you are going to smoke some weed with your stoned friends
" Ay John do you want to go with me and drink some coffe?"
by Imhighafrn September 7, 2019
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coffeehoser

A) one who drinks coffee to the point of excess.
B) amateur connoisseur and/or coffee lover.
C) heavy coffee drinker of Canadian descent.

Origins: Derives from the root word Hoser; central and eastern Canada; northeastern United States. Originally a derogatory term to connote someone as a lush for beer in particular. Developed into a slang, jovial term for a Canadian person based on the stereotype that Canadians drink too much beer.
Usage…

“I pounded two pots of coffee before I came to work today; I am such a coffeehoser.”

-Coffeehoser: “Take off you knob! Stay away from my f***ing coffee! Coffeehoser’s need it to play superior hockey, create burgeoning pop stars, classic comedians, repulse the cold, and little else.”
-Co-worker: Time for a care-frontation, addict!
by Big Cal October 20, 2007
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Coffeeshamed

When your fire breathing dragon of a brew is deemed unsuitable.
Brian took a sip and set his cup down by his chair. He cleared his throat. “Could I get a bit more milk for this?” he queried coffee freak Samantha. “Or some more hot water to dilute it?”
Coffeeshamed again. Then again, Brian was from Tampa.

“They sold me a bag of Komodo Dragon beans by mistake at Starbucks,” fumed Angie, speeding to her home in Appleton Wisconsin. “I wanted Verona! And I’m having the inlaws over for brunch. That stuff is high-fidelity. I know I’ll be coffeeshamed.
by Hifalutin! February 21, 2022
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Cofeen

basically buttfuck nowhere.
it is a town in Illanois, where the most interesting game to play on the streets is entirely dependant on how fast the tumbleweed rolls.
People are hard to come by, which can lead to the belief that Cofeen is a ghost town.

all in all, it is a good place to go if you want some coffee though...
Nigel: hey, where did Ethan go??
Alexander: forget about him, he lives in Cofeen now.

Nigel: wow, this place is deserted
Alexander: yeah, it reminds me of Cofeen...
by killahwatts May 25, 2011
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confeels

The act of being confused about your feels
I just ate and now I'm hungry. I am so confeels.
by ntphan December 24, 2012
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Coffeemaker

A person who drinks alot of coffee in the morning and goes to the bathroom to have their Pee smell like coffee.
I just finished a pot of coffee. I better go to the bathroom and plug-in the Coffeemaker.
by salmonking May 9, 2013
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bi-coffeeual

1. A person that usually drink plain coffee flavored coffee out of the coffee pot at work, however likes to have a Starbuck's coffee every so often.

2. A person that like both coffee flavored coffee, and flavored coffee.
Joe: James, what are you drinking? I thought only drank the coffee we have here at work.

James: Hey dude, I like to have a Tall Mocha half decaf some mornings. I can drink what I wnat.

Joe: There is nothing wrong with being a bi-coffeeual.
by Joe Crowder January 4, 2008
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