anti-chavvy 3000

car protection devices designed with the sole purpose of destroying the genitalia of any godamm thieving batsards who happen to come to close to your car with a coathanger and industrial strength metal dissolver

hey bill, check out my new protection system, lets see that goddam toe-rag try and steal my radio now

by the goddam owner of the car with a bustlock March 28, 2003

Anti-Emo Goths

Those dark, evil, vengeful teens who call themselves goths and whatnot. They tend to attack what they call "emo-goers" and "emo-teens." They wear the typical goth clothing and carry weapons at all times. Many have a fair arsenal at home that they keep in cas of an "Emo-attack." Sometimes they will provoke and taunt "emo-teens," then attack them. All in all, they aren't nice people when crossed by an Emo-teen.

"Hey man, let's get with the other Anti-Emo Goths and hunt down some of those pansy Emo-goers."

by Nolan Corbin May 18, 2005

Anti-Prep

A bulshit group of people who one day decide that the cheerleaders and "dumb" jocks are "losers" and "pop-culture brainwashed". To fight conformity, they go out and conform to being non-conformists (confusing, eh?). They shop at hot topic or thrift stores with their fellow anti-preps, go to coffee shops compulsively, are shockingly corpse-like, entertain the idea of how wonderful it would be if the jocks are unemplayed and the cheerleader gets pregnant at sixteen when they have spare time. They love the idea that they are revolutionaries like Che, who if alive wouldn't give a flying shit about them. They can be recognized by the trait of gender ambiguity, atrocious atempts at poetry, bad drawings, bad music, etc. Also, if you see one with a slight build, long flowing hair, and tight jeans, it's a guy.

Anti-Prep 1: Oh, fuck it, the jocks are stopping by the coffee shop after school. Why the fuck would they come here?
Anti-Prp 2: Umm, is that a backpack one of them's got?
Worker: I bet they're sedying. Cafeine, y'know...
Anti preps (together): NO WAY! THEY'RE RETARDS!

by wrestlingfreak April 9, 2006

Nouveau Anti-Semite

A far left liberal that equates zionism with racism. Typically college professors and students in the United States and Europe.

Unlike older thug style anti-semites, the nouveau anti-semite is verbal and often found on twitter, facebook, and newspaper comment sections presenting a clearly negative view of Jews and Israel without facts to support their claims.

Essentially using academia and the internet to thinly veil their anti-semitic beliefs.

My Professor of English is a Nouveau Anti-Semite, he spent the entire class criticizing Israel without once presenting Israel's perspective.

by Saree1 November 29, 2012

Anti Clown Posse

A group strongly based in Parma, Ohio that is strongly against anything to do with ICP or any of those other Juggafucks. No one wants you dirty little clowns around. Do us all a favor and go kill yourself you clown fucks.

ALL CLOWNS MUST DIE!!!

by Jenna_Talia August 30, 2005

Anti-MAGA

Anti-MAGA defines a group of people who deny nationalism that would otherwise Make America Great Again. Anti-MAGA is defined by the demonization of enemies, suppression of dissent, media control and monopoly, ignoring the constitution, increasing global debt levels and suppressing the principles of the freedom of speech. The resultant denial of freedom by the Anti-MAGA movement is inherently fascist and authoritarian. The philosophy behind this movement is neo-Marxist and post-modern.

Biden: The MAGA Republicans are semi-fascists and are intent on destroying our democracy.

Tucker: So the Anti-MAGA movement wants to suppress dissent and institute a one party democracy. This sounds like fascism to me!

by doug1ness September 7, 2022

Anti-gravity invite

Opposite to a gravity invite. It is where someone is so hideous or unpopular that he/her and anyone in their general area automatically become uninvited by default.

Craig: Greg, who else should I invite to my party?
Greg: What about her in the short shorts.
Craig: Who? Gurtree? That fat bitch?!!! Yuck! No way! In fact now that I think of it, I am uninviting all those around her- Jeff, Felicity, T-dawg, Gavin and Susan.
Greg: What about Paul the rapist? He is over there...
Craig: No. I like that kid, there's something about him.
T-dawg: Yo man, why you gotta go ahead and disinvite a brother like that?
Craig: Greg said you ear-fucked Gurtree..
T-dawg: Man, thats nasty. Why you gotta spread shit like that Greg?

Greg: I didnt say that I....
T-dawg: Save it man, I get it your just a player hater... screw this I'm gonna go hang with my man Paul...
T-dawg to Paul: Man can you beleive I got an anti-gravity invite all because of that screw up Greg?
Paul: Dont worry, Im going to butt-fuck him on friday...

by Hsoj!!! August 25, 2009