playing with the closet door

When someone purposefully leaves their sexual orientation ambiguous while near consistently acting like they’re about to come out as something other than straight to their friends or family.

“Damn, Sam keeps playing with the closet door. I cant tell if she’s straight, bi, pan or what! I’ve tried asking but she always dodges the question.”

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020

No Play Back Mode

Person who does not recall what she/he says. Makes silly remarks without noticing.

Mary said: "Doesn't she realise that she sounds silly at times? Sad la honestly."

Tom said: "don't bother, she has a NPBM no play back mode!"

by Calafareshoper February 3, 2012

Play-doh factorying

Shoveling food in your mouth while you are creating a healthy, rope like shit.

"Man, you wouldn't believe it, but yesterday I ate breakfast & lunch and before I got home, I had to rush to Costco to get stuff for the fam, but ate hotdog and a piece of pepperoni pizza... Only THEN I got home to dinner when I least expected it! So needless to say the only way that was gonna happen is if I ran into the toilet and did some Play-doh factorying, or I wouldn't have got that out. Now I'm not as hungry."

by D34T#3V4N October 5, 2023

Are you playing AltF4?

This phrase is commonly used to respond to someone discussing their personal issues when you have no actual substantial response or advice to give.

Guy 1: "Thing haven't been going so well with the wife ever since I found out she was cheating."

Guy 2: "Are you playing AltF4?"

by eggy3636 July 11, 2023

Wanna play games

You wanna suck sweaty black balls and sucking penis

Wanna play games with me

by Sucking sweaty asshole hairs August 6, 2022

Playing the Long Schlong

When a man or woman befriends someone solely in an attempt to gain their trust, and get sex out of them.

bro 1: “In the end, the nigga was just trynna fuck her.”

bro 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”

bro 3: “That’s called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.”

bro 2: “Same tbh.”

by Priest Of The Niggadel August 7, 2022

Opps wanna play

This term is meant when the the opposition want to engage in a shootout fisticuffs and some times a sports game which end up very badliy

Opps wanna play we gonna fight today

by Slangs/Terms June 28, 2022