Jordan

Jordan is an amazing man with charming eyes and an atleast 6 inch penis

not jordan: idek bro his penis is atleast 6 inches

by xirconia January 21, 2022

Nyquil Jordan

Take 3 shots of nyquil, leave the house for a year and a half, then return and take 3 more

"Why's Michael leaving? He's gonna black out"

"Oh he's doing the Nyquil Jordan. He'll eventually be back with someone who fucked Madonna"

by djmoy20 January 22, 2022

Jordane

A gay black man with a small cock and gets no bitches.

#fuck you jordane

by Justin is soooo cooooolllll lo January 22, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is usually i person you most of the time don’t want to fuck with, considering he is a big liar, very toxic, and don’t give a fuck about nobody but himself. But don’t get me wrong he can be a sweetie when he wants to, he knows how to spoil his girl and i guess somewhat treat her right. But most of you need a jordan in your life.

Oh my gosh there goes Jordan!!

by Nbemis January 22, 2022

jordan

some black dude who probably eats fried chicken and drinks purple kool aid on his free time

man 1:Hey jordan tryna hang out?

Jordan:no nigga im eating fried chicken fuck off.

by big tittied man May 17, 2022

Jordan

This name is short for a skinny fuck who thinks he rules the world, but in reality, he is the bitch in every situation.

Your such a Jordan.
Why do you have to be such a Jordan.

by ActuallyJosh May 17, 2022

Jordan

A country you stupid fucking American

Teagan: So where are you from?
Yunus: I'm from Jordan.
Teagan: I didin't know shoes were a country!

by RemovePork May 19, 2022