candy coated suicide

Falling for someone who you are mad about knowing they are no good for you. The sweet beginning inevitable ending

You are candy coated suicide !!!!

by Dr Rev Bloodpainter October 18, 2022

Candy Ass (CA)

Usually a grown man that is a wuss, pussy, and complaining a lot when it comes to them being sick and/or in pain.

The man is being such a candy ass (CA) because he won’t stop fussing about his hurt toe!

by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022

candy shot

Similar to criffing and spooing but mixing the dried ejaculate with MDMA before snorting it.

The act of ejaculating onto a portable mirror, letting the ejaculate dry into a crust, then using a razor blade to scrape up the crust into a powder, mixing it with MDMA, making lines and snorting it.

This stripper I hooked up with did a candy shot of my dried splooge before heading back to work

by candy shot May 4, 2022

Candy pants

Someone snobby and self centred, who thinks that they’re better than anyone else.

Person 1 : “Do you know John?”
Person 2: “Yeah… he’s such a candy pants!”

by ronmark1 May 11, 2022

Candy cum

Give ur girl a penis baby little wigger

Candy cum

by Rissthecunbaby December 29, 2021

Candy

Sugary shit, like holy shit its really sugary

John: yo want some candy?
Erik: yo im your dentist

by Skybluehoodie January 1, 2022

Candy cane

Yummy delicious peppermint candy , great for sucking on

Damn this candy cane is a great practice for my girlfriend

by urmomsidechick January 6, 2022