Candy Corn Penguin

As a stuffed animal, they are so cute! In real life however, I don’t think so.
Look, I just won a candy corn penguin plushie!
by Quintopolise April 21, 2021
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ink candy

Ink slang for Tattoos. Candy as in an attractive female, usually young.
Did you see that hot Ink Candy in the green bikini down at the surf?
by demon369 September 18, 2013
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missouri candy corn

when you eat a fuck ton of barbeque and shit it out into your african american girlfriends mouth and she shits it out into a bag of candy corn and gives it to the trick or treaters
i gave those kids the bag of classic Missouri candy corn last Halloween

i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween
by grxcemxrtin March 22, 2020
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Cleveland Candy Cane

When you ass fuck someone, shit gets all over your dick, and then you cum on someone’s face, so it looks like a candy cane, but Cleveland style. Similar to a candy cane, which is when you fuck a girl in period and when ur cum on her face, period blood also gets on her face.
Man, I just gave Finn a Cleveland candy cane; I hope he likes the taste.
by dirtywords872 February 07, 2023
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getting candy canned

When you're craving that "certain" type of candy so you ask your boyfriend to fuck you with a candy cane
Jen loves getting candy canned by her boyfriend! It's even more fun when he lets her candy cane him as well!
by Javabooks25 December 05, 2023
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Candy Spider

A sexual activity in which both partners are on all fours and one partner eats candy out of the others' ass crack, therefore making it appear as though the couple has 8 limbs and one body.
Guy 1: Dude, you have chocolate in your teeth...

Guy 2: Bro, that's not chocolate. I gave this bitch a candy spider last night.

Guy 1: Nice! I've never give one...I'm arachnophobic.
by Lulu Tyler August 02, 2013
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Hip candy

-A person that is appealing to the eye of those around.

-Applies to social settings
-Applies to either gender
His gf is just hip candy. She's not very bright or doing anything in life
by Cal7308 June 08, 2017
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