duel-weekly

duel-weekly is a word used to describe or mention something that occurs twice within a week.

The contest is being held duel-weekly

by xXdrewbaccaXx July 16, 2009

toaster weekend

the last weekend of the month or the weekend after a major holiday when cops are out in full force making their "bread and butter" by writing dumb citations to fill their quota.

person 1: man I was only going 7 over the speed limit.

person 2: It's toaster weekend. Cops will pull you over and fine ya for no reason these days.

by violanos January 11, 2011

Alston Weeks

This guy is the best musician in the world. Using this ability he draws them in with his looks and serenades them with his angel-like style of playing music.

Girl: Who is that guy with the amazing body and the lovely music skills?
Other girl: Oh, that's Alston Weeks. He's a babe, huh?
Girl: Yeaahhhhh<3

by AussieJ August 25, 2011

Manshower Weekend

The weekend long right of passage thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father for the first time. The party typically includes: fine aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion with micro beer and such and in a get away "guys only fashion", hour to hour events are based around lollygagging games and tom foolery that dudes enjoy and take delight in, all to divert attention away from the conscious fact that one of their close buddies will soon pull away from the pack and devote his attention to the needs of his family.

Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father for the first time. Slowly his buddies texted him back to congratulate him and ask when they could throw him a Manshower Weekend, to honor his ability to procreate.

by manfun January 18, 2012

alt-weekly

a weekly alternative newspaper

Most urban areas in the country have at least one alt-weekly.

by The Return of Light Joker May 9, 2012

delete weekend

the weekend, usualy once a month, that you spend deleting everything that you dont want on your phone, usualy the aftermath of a download week

guy 1: dude, im in for one hell of a delete weekend.
guy 2: good download week?
guy 1: yeah but now i have so many cat videos i need to get off my phone.

by bladewind April 17, 2013

pretend weekend

Doing things normally reserved for a weekend when it's actually a work night / school night (i.e. binge drinking).

"I want to get slizzered, pretend weekend anyone?"
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."

by rcalley July 8, 2014