Trump Aid 

This word originated from the term “Kool Aid” and is a tonic for curing covid 19.

It consists of bleach, dettol, Tabasco sauce, Mr Muscle drain unblocker, isopropyl alcohol, and a splash of calamine (to stop it burning).

The user mixes equal amounts of the main ingredients together, then bring to the boil. 5 litres of the boiling liquid now needs to be injected into the eye ball.

Oh you just need a shot of Trump Aid and you’ll be fine in less than 1 minute.

Trump Aid by Lord Lee April 30, 2020

Trump Muppet

Complete dick with verbal diarrhea comments that are mouthed without thinking of the consequences.

What a complete Trump Muppet. You're a dick and a complete waste of time. Why should we listen to your shit.

Trump Muppet by realkiwidude2 May 2, 2020

Trump Excusal Syndrome

Psychological response wherein a Trump supporter immediately latches onto any excuse, no matter how feeble, implausible, or contrary to video evidence that the excuse may be, to justify Trump's behavior before and during his presidency.

The excuse often mirrors Trump's own excuses, or those pushed by right-wing media, and can change multiple times in a day, often contradicting earlier excuses. Sufferers of TES are unable to recognize those contradictions.

Common examples include: "He was just being sarcastic." "That's just fake news." and "That was Obama's fault."

My grandpa told me today that Trump was just being sarcastic when he suggested we inject disinfectant, even after we watched the video of it together - I fear he might have a terminal case of Trump Excusal Syndrome :(

Trump Excusal Syndrome by Sodbuster5 May 12, 2020

trump behaviour 

someone who’s being a total asshole and mean without a fkn reason.

1. the police is being so fkn brutal out there in the protests man, that’s such a trump behaviour.

2. man 1 ; these niggas are dishonoring the memory of George Floyd
man 2 ; as far as i know you aint a black man and you can’t use that word man, that’s a trump behaviour

3. me ; heyy bro, can you pass me the lighter, i’m sitting rlly comfortably here and you’re close to it
him ; aint you got two legsof yours, get up and get it yourself.
me ; jeez, that’s such a trump behaviour.

trump behaviour by Saluja Yo June 2, 2020

Trump Cough 

A derogatory term referring to COVID-19 and the president of the country who boasts the most cases and deaths of anywhere else in the world.

You didn't catch the Trump Cough while you were in the States did you? Nah, I had a test this morning.

Trump Cough by Wolfgang Kesselring June 26, 2020

Trump-Pence Dilemma 

When the only solution to a problem creates a greater problem.

A: We have to impeach Trump, he can't stay in office!
B: But then you get Pence, and he's even worse.

A: I really need to get rid of these insects that destroy my crops, but if I spray the field the entire harvest would be wasted.
B: Man, that's a real Trump-Pence dilemma you have there.

Trump-Pence Dilemma by Azshara October 5, 2020

Trump Card 

Purposely infecting a person you strongly dislike with an infectious disease or virus, because they are derailing a structure in your life.

“Somebody on the White House stuff pulled a Trump Card of the president for not doing his job.”

Trump Card by Whisk3yMonst3r October 9, 2020