Toilet Conundrum

A problem occurring to you whilst you are on the toilet.

"Damn man, last night i had a panic attack while I was taking a shit, serious toilet conundrum."

by chrischanlover69 January 1, 2022

Toilet tugger

Someone whose main place of masturbation is a bathroom, and often after defacation.

“Joe over there definitely tugs over the toilet. Yep. He’s a toilet tugger.”

by Suq Madeek January 3, 2022

Toilet paper

Look at how stupid people are! They are hoarding toilet paper for a flu like virus!!

Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

Toilet monkey

A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East

McGrath is a toilet monkey

by Jack McGrath October 24, 2022

Three toilet paper emojis

When you pass toilet paper to shipmate…
Nice try chief😂

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Three Toilet paper emojis…

You thought!

by Three toilet paper December 10, 2021

TOILET Spotter

The helper in charge of your paper route or delivery routes who sits in the drivers seat to avoid traffic violation write-ups. They are the king's advocate and secobd in command.

Guy 1:" Dam dude how did you manage to hit up all the stops on time without any citations?"
Guy 2: "it's dave, he's my toilet spotter while im out delivering pay stubs."

by Capuchin for Hire December 20, 2021

Toilet Tap

When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.

"Damn it I just toilet tapped🤦🏽 ♂️"

by Curioxity December 22, 2021